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Posted by: killthewabbit 2 years, 6 months ago

Five automobiles that will cause random people to exclaim "That is such a girl car".

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)blksentra2
    blksentra2
    May 15, 2007, 2:05 p.m.

    These photos need to be updated with current pictures. As of this date, only the New Beetle's picture is rightfully the model being sold in dealers.

    The Mustang picture is in black and white for crying out loud!

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Petom1
      Petom1
      May 15, 2007, 2:22 p.m.

      They left out the quinessential girl car of all time- the 'Vette.

      • Avg rating: (+1/-2 -1)silvera
        silvera
        May 15, 2007, 2:42 p.m.

        Since the obviously manly author fancies himself an expert on what girls want here's a few cars that absolutely scream, "dude, you have such a small penis": Corvette (apparently bisexual), Viper, Dodge Magnum, F150 Harley Edition, Mustang GT, Ferrari (testosterosa), Hummer. Did I leave any out?

        • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)navtej-kohli
          navtej-kohli
          May 15, 2007, 2:49 p.m.

          Also missing the Jetta. Nothing says "I'm in college and probably belong to a sorority" like a VW Jetta.

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Marlon74
            Marlon74
            May 15, 2007, 2:58 p.m.

            Saturn Ion.

            Or anything made by Saturn...

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)contrast
              contrast
              May 15, 2007, 3:09 p.m.

              I own a VW JUST LIKE the one in the pic. Rest assured I had zero problems getting a girl into it. A cute little convertible? oh man. I have a 2004 civic now and I never get noticed. I still have my VW I work on it whenever I can. Almost ready to go top down this summer WOO!

              • Avg rating: (+13/-0 13)killthewabbit
                killthewabbit
                May 15, 2007, 4:24 p.m.

                Silvera - lighten up, Francis.

                BlkSentra - I never said anything about girl cars being sold as new models. I was shooting for girl cars of all time.

                /Author

                • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)Reignman
                  Reignman
                  May 15, 2007, 4:31 p.m.

                  Well according to some of your standards I guess my penis is pretty damn small... Im a proud owner of a Hummer H2, and of a 04 Dodge viper Srt-10 roadster... Or maybe some are envious because others can smack down 80g's and snag one of these elite cars!!! Also according to my girlfriend, no complaints on her end... While Id admit that some cars men just shouldnt buy no matter what, just dont let your personal jealousy fog your thoughts....

                  • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)ABANOCLA
                    ABANOCLA
                    May 15, 2007, 4:58 p.m.

                    H2 doesn't cost 80 grand for one, and if you are bragging, shoulda bought a real hummer b4 the discontinued coz they are a waste, kinda like the h2,h3 and the soon to be released h9 bicycle hummer for those who can't afford nor stupid enough to buy the others.I like to see those hummers parked in front of an apartment, guess they can drive a car around easier to be flashy than a house they own rather than renting.

                    P.S. I bet you didn't smack down the cash, what percentage of your vehicles are owned by the finance company...lol

                    • Avg rating: (+1/-4 -3)Reignman
                      Reignman
                      May 15, 2007, 5:22 p.m.

                      Abanocla, let me rebuttle.. First off I live in Naples, Florida, do your due diligence and you will see that its one of the most expensive places in the entire state to live.. Hence the phrase "Naples Pricing".. Furthermore Im completly "Liquid" meaning everything I have a pay cash for, including the vehicles I purchase. Also Im a Self Made Man meaning everything I have Ive busted my ass for. Nothing was handed to me, and Im not a " FUNDY". You are right about one thing though I didnt Smack down the cash, I did a wire transfer!!!! DONT HATE ME CAUSE YOU AINT ME!!!!

                      • Avg rating: (+8/-0 8)ningyo
                        ningyo
                        May 15, 2007, 6:51 p.m.

                        what an odd rebuttle...

                        • Avg rating: (+11/-0 11)bonaroo
                          bonaroo
                          May 15, 2007, 7:44 p.m.

                          I've owned a couple of cars that could have qualified for your list. A 1962 Renault Daupine (aqua with a town and country horn) and a 1968 Subaru 360 deluxe ( two cylander two cylcle with suicide front doors) None of my girlfriends seemed to mind.

                          • Avg rating: (+8/-1 7)sixshot
                            sixshot
                            May 16, 2007, 6:48 a.m.

                            yeah it was even considered a girls car in oz(australia)

                            • Avg rating: (+6/-0 6)RyanH911
                              RyanH911
                              May 15, 2007, 8:30 p.m.

                              Reignman all bragging Mr. Richy Rich bought one over priced dodge of all cars. 2 a hummer that every soccer mom around has wow i am so impressed. They did forget a girly car though and that would be the eclipse. He is liquid that is to funny yeah probably hit the bottle one to many times.

                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)aceofspades1
                                aceofspades1
                                May 16, 2007, 1:21 a.m.

                                I thought all Hummers came from the dealer with a big red bow

                                _ I'd rather my wheels I could get a hum job in than have the name hummer on the outside

                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Reignman
                                  Reignman
                                  May 16, 2007, 1:50 a.m.

                                  How hysterical, first someone posts that if you have the vehicles I do, it must be because of a small penis, which is moronic at best!!! Its not bragging, its merely stating facts.. Also Goblinjuice, then you must be a 7ft fireman, and furthermore your just simply jealous, you probably will never ever in your life own one if any, and thats what is chapping your butt.. Ryan once again another envious person who claims that only soccer Moms drive Hummers.. Well then call me a soccer mom... ha ha ha... But for a second imagine this theory.. A guy from a working class family, comes up with a product, gets a patent on it, and then opens up a company and becomes wealthy!!!! Wow go figure huh.. What a thought...Furthermore if you had the money you would have the same as me... Keep hatin fellas... I AM THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!!

                                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Reignman
                                    Reignman
                                    May 16, 2007, 1:56 a.m.

                                    On another note, bragging to me would be also mentioning that I have a 67 viking yacht, or that my house is over 6,000sqft, or my winter skiing retreat is in the mountains of Lake Tahoe, Neveda.. Or better yet owning a Cessna Citation 3, which for all of you that dont know thats a corporate jet!!!! That would be bragging..... But thats just me though...

                                    • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)Gaibriel
                                      Gaibriel
                                      May 16, 2007, 4:26 a.m.

                                      Reignman, if everything you say is true (and I have no reason to doubt it, unless proven otherwise) I think it's very admirable. What does your company sell? Is there a website available? Thanks in advance.

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