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The flying spaghetti monster, object of Pastafarian worship, speaks to all mankind. On your Knees!!!!

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Radiofreeeuropa
May 15, 2007, 9:10 p.m.
Oh ye of little flake. The Flying Spaghetti Monster that created the sky and earth and Barry Bonds speaks right here in this video. I'm converting.
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RickyDawkins
May 15, 2007, 9:50 p.m.
I don't believe in crap like flying spaghetti monsters and God. You guys are fools!
I believe in Scientology! L. Ron Hubbard all the way!
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BronxBomber
May 15, 2007, 10:10 p.m.
Can I offer some linguini with oyster sauce as a form of exculpation for my transgressions?
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Neophile
May 15, 2007, 10:23 p.m.
May his noodley appendage touch you all.
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AntiNeoCon
May 16, 2007, 1:26 a.m.
All I ever saw in Kansas was a Jayhawk...close to Wichita as I recall. :)
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Amazing1
May 16, 2007, 8:19 a.m.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fool. But a pretender to godliness. I say it is the Sacred Chicken. As High Priestess of the Cult of the Sacred Chicken, I am insulted that this imposter is given air time. The Chicken is Sacred, gives us the Egg and asks for nothing but Chicken Feed in return. The only commandment of the Great Chicken is that thou shalt not eat live chickens. The nomenclature for a live-Chicken-eater is a geek, once a medieval carnival performer, the definition has changed somewhat to include all who exhibit aspects of geekiness.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will provide you with but one meal. The Chicken will give you an egg a day. Repent. And woe to you spaghetti worshippers.
Copies of the Saga of the Sacred Chicken, our holy book, can be had for only $19.95. Order now, and the High Priestess will autograph your copy personally.
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evelyna
May 16, 2007, 8:34 a.m.
I think the spaghetti monster should have his own television show. He is awesome.
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2sidestoeverything
May 16, 2007, 10:10 a.m.
Video LOL! the post above LMAO! You lovely people will have me smiling all day. Thank you for the laugh!
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itsme2
May 16, 2007, 2:09 p.m.
OHH so now I understand! On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese!!
I am the newly enlightened one!
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crespi
May 16, 2007, 2:48 p.m.
Since Falwell left us I've been searching, searching to fill that monster-shaped empty space in my heart...
It's a sign!
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MacR
May 16, 2007, 3:46 p.m.
I would wrather have a Pizza Monster, Spaghetti is so over rated.
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kiki5711
May 16, 2007, 5:38 p.m.
LOL
you people are too funnyyyyy!!!!!!
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disraeli
May 16, 2007, 6:20 p.m.
Oh wise and learned ones, skilled in the ways of the ancients.
What of the other Pastas?
Vermicelli, Fettuccine Linguine, Macaroni and Penne, Lasagna, and Ravioli, Manicotti, and Tortellini.
Do we raise them to the Pantheon or are they false pastas, put on this earth to try and tempt us.
This is a bit of a crisis as I am sitting at the Olive Garden, eating salad and garlic bread, struggling with the entre order.
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kiki5711
May 16, 2007, 7:39 p.m.
he he he
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MRCOFFEECAKE
May 16, 2007, 8:59 p.m.
Christians have their spaghetti dinners at church, Jews have kugel festivals, Chinese have dumplings..Pasta unites all..
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kiki5711
May 16, 2007, 9:11 p.m.
You're right OS2X
Every time a story about FSM comes out, the comments are just too funny and everyone sounds happy.
I vote to make this the religion of the country!!!
Long live the noodle god!!!!
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elel
May 17, 2007, 12:28 a.m.
May the Noodle be with you...All :)
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scriblerus1
May 17, 2007, 9:39 a.m.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absolute proof, so argued Aquinas in his Summa Theologica Pastatorum, that the Word (spelled in spaghettios) became Spicy Meatballs.