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Newman Honored For Achievements in Salad Dressing »
Posted by: ind06 2 years, 5 months agoTHE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Actor Paul Newman received a lifetime achievement award in recognition of his contributions to condiments.
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ind06
May 17, 2007, 5:06 p.m.I can't tell you what Newman's Creamy Italian has done for peace at my family's dinner table!
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RedRiverJ
May 17, 2007, 5:33 p.m.Paul Newman is the Caesar of the salad dressing world! Way to go Paul!
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BronxBomber
May 17, 2007, 5:52 p.m.Seems appropiate enough. Welcome back Indy! Lettuce continue!
=oD
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truthiness
May 17, 2007, 6:16 p.m.this is the most ridiculous story ever! I've thoruoughly researched this, and not only is paul newman not mentioned on amnesty international's website, but they dont even have such an award. damn libscape, dont you people vet your stories.
lol, just thought I'd get that out of the way. someone is bound to think this is real be confused. that may be my favorite part of indy's stories.
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GilbertZ
May 17, 2007, 8:09 p.m.Truthi, it's The Onion. Read some more of their stories...
Loved this headline, thanks for the chuckle...and indeed, the dressing does deserve achievement award...
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natashas
May 17, 2007, 9:31 p.m.Only you ind06! Thank God I can finally say that again. I was so desperate to see you come back I almost started to re-comment on past submissions.
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Beau7890
May 17, 2007, 10:10 p.m.I particularly liked the "Still Ahead" segment at the end.
Welcome back, ind. Hope you had a great vacation. Now back to the serious business of helping the rest of us blow off work out here.
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puffin
May 18, 2007, 12:16 a.m.I'll only be satisfied when Paul Newman has his face on those little stickers that you find on fruits & veggies. Lemon, and a little salt & pepper is probably my favorite dressing for salads.
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Macas
May 18, 2007, 6:46 a.m.he he .... must say that i even don't know that guy :p
hahahahhahahaha
and don't love mustard too :p
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2sidestoeverything
May 18, 2007, 12:52 p.m.Ahhhhh indy so glad you are back and all your funny friends too! I enjoyed the clip but as always the post here are far funnier. Thank you all for keeping me laughing.
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Formidable
May 18, 2007, 4:05 p.m.Please pass the cucumber guacamole sauce. Can I supersize that with a side of fries?
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1basque1
May 20, 2007, 2:12 p.m.Yea.....ind06 Dressing ??? I like it naked...ummmm ...I mean my salad !! :D
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