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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 5 months ago

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Actor Paul Newman received a lifetime achievement award in recognition of his contributions to condiments.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    May 17, 2007, 5:06 p.m.

    I can't tell you what Newman's Creamy Italian has done for peace at my family's dinner table!

    • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)RedRiverJ
      RedRiverJ
      May 17, 2007, 5:33 p.m.

      Paul Newman is the Caesar of the salad dressing world! Way to go Paul!

      • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)BronxBomber
        BronxBomber
        May 17, 2007, 5:52 p.m.

        Seems appropiate enough. Welcome back Indy! Lettuce continue!

        =oD

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)truthiness
          truthiness
          May 17, 2007, 6:16 p.m.

          this is the most ridiculous story ever! I've thoruoughly researched this, and not only is paul newman not mentioned on amnesty international's website, but they dont even have such an award. damn libscape, dont you people vet your stories.

          lol, just thought I'd get that out of the way. someone is bound to think this is real be confused. that may be my favorite part of indy's stories.

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Formidable
            Formidable
            May 17, 2007, 7:16 p.m.

            Is the dressing good on Tacos?

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)GilbertZ
              GilbertZ
              May 17, 2007, 8:09 p.m.

              Truthi, it's The Onion. Read some more of their stories...

              Loved this headline, thanks for the chuckle...and indeed, the dressing does deserve achievement award...

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)natashas
                natashas
                May 17, 2007, 9:31 p.m.

                Only you ind06! Thank God I can finally say that again. I was so desperate to see you come back I almost started to re-comment on past submissions.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Beau7890
                  Beau7890
                  May 17, 2007, 10:10 p.m.

                  I particularly liked the "Still Ahead" segment at the end.

                  Welcome back, ind. Hope you had a great vacation. Now back to the serious business of helping the rest of us blow off work out here.

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)STONERS
                    STONERS
                    May 17, 2007, 11:54 p.m.

                    lol--Glad you are back ind06..:}:} Thanks!!!

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)puffin
                      puffin
                      May 18, 2007, 12:16 a.m.

                      I'll only be satisfied when Paul Newman has his face on those little stickers that you find on fruits & veggies. Lemon, and a little salt & pepper is probably my favorite dressing for salads.

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ETproductions
                        ETproductions
                        May 18, 2007, 1:35 a.m.

                        Hey, still smells like an onion fart to me!

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Macas
                          Macas
                          May 18, 2007, 6:46 a.m.

                          he he .... must say that i even don't know that guy :p

                          hahahahhahahaha

                          and don't love mustard too :p

                          • Avg rating: (+7/-0 7)2sidestoeverything
                            2sidestoeverything
                            May 18, 2007, 12:52 p.m.

                            Ahhhhh indy so glad you are back and all your funny friends too! I enjoyed the clip but as always the post here are far funnier. Thank you all for keeping me laughing.

                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Formidable
                              Formidable
                              May 18, 2007, 4:05 p.m.

                              Please pass the cucumber guacamole sauce. Can I supersize that with a side of fries?

                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)1basque1
                                1basque1
                                May 20, 2007, 2:12 p.m.

                                Yea.....ind06 Dressing ??? I like it naked...ummmm ...I mean my salad !! :D

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