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Think parking is tough for you? Try finding a spot for your imperial walker!

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ind06
May 20, 2007, 3:54 p.m.
Was he using his signals? Man, I hate it when people back out without signaling.
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BronxBomber
May 20, 2007, 4:06 p.m.
I guess the force was'nt with him,
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tehranchik
May 20, 2007, 4:24 p.m.
And it wasn't even a woman driver!:)
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1basque1
May 20, 2007, 4:27 p.m.
Damn, no wonder I can't find my car , Just like a man!!
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dadesider
May 20, 2007, 4:47 p.m.
I wonder how many fpg with that diesel, 20???
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MacR
May 20, 2007, 5:23 p.m.
Did you see what that stormtrooper did to my A-Wing figher. I mean really it took a long time to wait for that parking spot. I mean really, that tree was a nice shade, you know that we have no top on those A-Wings to keep out the sun from baking the seat.
Damn, I waited for that know-it-all Palpatine to get that huge boat of his out of the lot so I could have the space. And all that trouble and I still get creamed by an At-At. I guess IIoGE(Imperial Insurance of Galtic Empires) will get a nasty call real soon.
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natashas
May 20, 2007, 5:56 p.m.
LMAO!
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kriicket
May 20, 2007, 6:59 p.m.
That little red car was MINE!!! And he didn't even have the decency to leave his name and insurance information. What a jerk!! And no wonder there is so much road rage....the little people like me get so tired of being picked on....*sob, sob*...you just wait, I'll show them all! *sob, sob*
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truthiness
May 20, 2007, 7:32 p.m.
look, Im sorry about your stupid little red car, and your stupid little A-wing fighter. But when you see an Imperial Walker in a parking lot, DONT PARK NEXT TO IT!
by the force, you think people would have some common sense. We blow up your planets, dissolve the senate, and still you expect some kind of polite behavior. listen..WE RULE THE UNIVERSE! got it?
send your complaints to:
Imperial Guard
c/o property reparations dept.
Tatooine, 0000001
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TOtheMOON
May 20, 2007, 10:22 p.m.
This is why I always park on the street.
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MacR
May 21, 2007, 12:11 a.m.
This note is from beyond the grave-
I hearby swear an oath to take out a Super Star Destroyer. Hopefully it will take out a Space Station that was secretly built by the Empire.
signed-
The A-Wing fighter pilot who never got the check for damages, to said A-Wing from an Impirial At-At.
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truthiness
May 21, 2007, 12:25 a.m.
blewblewblewbleww (dark force effects parting as I return fro the beyond)
listen hear Mac,
I got your oath and a bag a peanuts. you know what that gives me? a bag a peanuts, thats what. I'm more powerful than ever now. I dont need no stinking At-At to crush your pitiful attempt at destroying anything. but if you want to have a real battle, meet me in the jedi lounge after Yoda gives his lecture on quantum physics and the force, and we can settle this once for all.
signed-
Darth Truthi
(stupid parking lot.)
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MacR
May 21, 2007, 12:35 a.m.
I will meet you at that stupid dried up lounge. They serve the most disgusting concoction there. Oh by the way, you should know. That since I took out that SSD and it crashed on your Station. The dead Jedi's thought I deserved a kick azz reward. I was imbued with the powers of all of the most powerfull Jedi's.
Oh I got a telepathic message from Luke. You know that crafty young Jedi that you could not get to join the Darkside? Well he told me that little secret of yours. You know the one about you and Mara? Oh, by the way, Mara sends her best and hopes you die again.
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Beau7890
May 21, 2007, 1:32 a.m.
This whole thing just reminds me a little too much of the garage I park in every day when I go to work.
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quackpot
May 21, 2007, 8:58 a.m.
And the gov'ment want to let EVEN MORE alians in? Damn.
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icono1
May 21, 2007, 10:31 a.m.
Now I understand why I drink Bacardi Rum and Jack Daniels mixed together. It all made sense to me. But doesnt the big thingie, was it called a TA TA or AT AT, have reverse in its drivetrane......
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kriicket
May 21, 2007, 10:52 a.m.
"blewblewblewbleww (dark force effects parting as I return fro the beyond)"
Ahhh, go blow it our your .... ;-)
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web_1
May 21, 2007, 4:26 p.m.
Can't fool me. its really a woman in disguise
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puffin
May 22, 2007, 1:43 p.m.
This is why I prefer my cute l'il compact ST Walker for getting around town! The AT ATs are best for off-roading on some barren planet.