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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: During a trip to the mall, Abilene, Texas residents Mellisa Gilham and Tiffany Cornell discussed a fellow mall patron's visible panty line as if it were something as horrible as cancer.

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ind06
May 21, 2007, 6:08 a.m.
VPL isn't as horrible as cancer, it's WORSE than cancer! Your private cancer doesn't always freak out everyone around you. Your VPL can scar children and small pets for life! Please help us fight VPL. :)
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Beau7890
May 21, 2007, 8:29 a.m.
It would be SO much better if there was no evidence that panties were being worn at all...
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TOtheMOON
May 21, 2007, 8:45 a.m.
I wasn't even aware that panties were still even being sold. What was this woman thinking?
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Formidable
May 21, 2007, 9:09 a.m.
Ahh. Another case proving the need for underalls. Underalls make it look like you aren't wearing wearing anthing under after all. I think?
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dadesider
May 21, 2007, 10:32 a.m.
"Underpants, I don't need no stinkin' underpants"........B. Spears
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BronxBomber
May 21, 2007, 11:53 a.m.
Yeah, that would be a subject totally alien to Brittany Spears, come to think of it. I'd rather be in Paris...
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elll
May 21, 2007, 1:13 p.m.
yeah, but it's ok to have your thong sticking out above your pants line!!!????
I remember walking out of Dunkin Donuts and almost vomitting my french cruller back up........this girl was sitting on the curb with her nasty g string and plumbers crack staring right at me. (it was my first g string sighting)
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2sidestoeverything
May 21, 2007, 2:54 p.m.
LOL! Onion news was funny but the post above as always were ROFLMAO!
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MacR
May 21, 2007, 4:25 p.m.
Oh the day when the women of this country tore off them bra's and burned them. Now if only they will pull them undies off for all of us to see and burn those. Except there will be defintely some we will not want to see. But I am waiting with held breath for Ell, Susan and PG and Luv oh and JaneMay too, if that is her in that pic. To remove them said Undies... Ok I could not resist that... But you have to admit, thinking of things like that is far more pleasant than talking about all of the shyte that goes on in this world.
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mamasan
May 21, 2007, 6:08 p.m.
if the booty is sexy and in shape
then the panty lines
look ok.
but on a huge cellulite butt it looks horrible.
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Harbeas
May 21, 2007, 6:44 p.m.
With the string underpants some women wear my question is why bother? I don't see a reason for underwear anyway. What is the purpose of wearing pants under pants? If you are wearing a skirt or dress and you have panty hose on, why wear undrepants?
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WCFIELDS
May 21, 2007, 9:18 p.m.
I was BORN in Abilene, Texas! This might explain my facination with PANTIES!
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1basque1
May 22, 2007, 5:23 p.m.
Floral panties under white pants....CAN YOU SEE ME ?? Like a Black Bra under a White Shirt....NOW, CAN YOU SEE ME ???
Completely unexceptable !!!!