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(Camp David : Ucs News) Speaking from his vacation camp U.S. President Bush demanded the Maliki government make progress in Iraq. Following his harsh criticism the President stated "All military options are on the table".

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ind06
May 29, 2007, 12:23 a.m.
In response House Democrats demanded an immediate timetable for the invasion.
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BronxBomber
May 29, 2007, 12:32 a.m.
Duh...Isn't he already exercising those options? Or did somebody forgot to tell him again?
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BronxBomber
May 29, 2007, 12:57 a.m.
Sounds like a rap group
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ETproductions
May 29, 2007, 1:12 a.m.
Thanks for the post, Ind06. That is the funniest, truest thing I have read about this comical wag-the-dog war to date.
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ETproductions
May 29, 2007, 1:14 a.m.
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dadesider
May 29, 2007, 1:29 a.m.
"According to Pentagon sources the President has asked for a new set of invasion plans."......... Ah, there's nothing like a man with a plan and a pocket comb....
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natashas
May 29, 2007, 8:12 a.m.
Fox?
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Lazloe
May 29, 2007, 1:20 p.m.
Isn't this just typical. Invading a country that he has already invaded.
Could it be that this desparate moron is grabbing at anything he can to save his sorry butt.
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ballbuster2
May 29, 2007, 2:31 p.m.
well this is a first for me, to read every post on this matter and not one(1) person had anything intelligent to say. why waste your time to say nothing?!
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BDABRock
May 29, 2007, 4:48 p.m.
Any of yu guys have a job?
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DisgruntledPatriot
May 29, 2007, 5:08 p.m.
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rcracer
May 29, 2007, 6:45 p.m.
Disgruntled Patriot,
Very clever,well done
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dEditor
May 29, 2007, 8:34 p.m.
Our President should have re-invaded Iraq at Troop Death 1000. But better now than never or later. This is the proper course of action and it should have being started and done a lot sooner. Let get it on. Go in and Kill those Bastards and not worry at the deaths of people who protect them. Enough. America needs to go in and finish this thing and then get ready to get it on with Iran.
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hawk53eye
May 29, 2007, 9:23 p.m.
Would someone make sure that Bush gets a bj so we can impeach him!
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Slave2Govt
May 29, 2007, 9:31 p.m.
"With The U.S. Army already controlling the road to Baghdad the second thrust to the capital should be faster with fewer casualties, nearly guaranteed to boost George W. Bush's sagging poll numbers."
With stockholders, lobbyists, and close profitting ties to HitlerBurton......
"Along with the ground thrust, the Pentagon has identified many important looking but empty buildings to destroy with guided missiles."
To destroy the evidence of HitlerBurton's lack of credibility.
Can you say "Osama"?????????
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Slave2Govt
May 29, 2007, 9:41 p.m.

Is this "another invasion" after the already proclaimed victorious first one?
or increased invasion? since the proclaimed first victory seems to have been somewhat presumptious and as big a lie as most everything else out of his pea-brain?
or the "last invasion" because Americans and the politicians we ELECT will uphold what hey are elected for and finally either lock him up as insane, try him for treason, or the lesser of what he deserves impeach this ignorant, egotistical idiot?
Has he gotten permission from ChiChingey and Karl Nixon???
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deep-eyes
May 29, 2007, 10:15 p.m.
I can't believe those of you who are actually taking this seriously. Did you all even bother to check out the website's other content at all? Let me spout a few other "News Stories" from the site:
-Bush Vows to Overturn Clinton Foundation's "No Child Fat Behind" Initiative
-Lindsay Lohan Dies in police custody
-Osama Bin Laden Killed in jet ski accident
-MandMs Cited In Corruption Of Minor Lawsuit
I guess this just goes to show that some people will just latch onto anything they read about Bush thats bad. Pathetic yet humorous at the same time.
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BronxBomber
May 30, 2007, 11:14 a.m.
=oD
Hey Indy! Why not post an invasion from Mars, and see how many members take it seriously? LMAO!