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WASHINGTON, DC: New data from the U.S. Commerce Department show that rich, buttery goodness beat out automobiles, timber, and crispety-crunchitiness as the country's most valuable commodity in fiscal year 2006.

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ind06
May 31, 2007, 2:33 a.m.
Closely following Buttery Goodness was critical darling Deliciously Smooth.
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BronxBomber
May 31, 2007, 2:52 a.m.
Sooooo you want ketchup wit dat?
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tehranchik
May 31, 2007, 2:53 a.m.
Lemony Freshness--no way. Buttery Goodness goes with everything.
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Shadowolf
May 31, 2007, 2:56 a.m.
Buttery Goodness clashes with Teriyaki sauce!!!
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TOtheMOON
May 31, 2007, 3:08 a.m.
Are American's obese because they love the buttery goodness? Or do they love the buttery goodness because they are obese? Huummmm.....
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ETproductions
May 31, 2007, 3:33 a.m.
Wait a minute now, You can't call it "buttery goodness". Check the dispensers beside the popcorn at the theater. It's "butter flavored topping". Actually palm oil and chemicals you can't pronounce spiked with a huge does of hydrogenated fats. Now THAT'S buttery goodness.
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kctrixter
May 31, 2007, 7:30 a.m.
Is it true that buttery goodness got it's name because it was first discovered on the Isle of Butt ( pretty sure I learned that in an old Marlon Brando movie)
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natashas
May 31, 2007, 8:20 a.m.
I am on a diet so should I go with "I can't believe it's not buttery goodness"?
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Beeboppin71
May 31, 2007, 10:28 a.m.
Paaaaaar Kay! The flavor says butter!
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mssofie
May 31, 2007, 11:24 a.m.
Fabio is in the house!
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scabbio
May 31, 2007, 11:26 a.m.
you guys are forgetting that it's RICH buttery goodness. cause noone likes a bum
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foksipayne
May 31, 2007, 1:38 p.m.
Yes buttery goodness is hawt!
..but it's even better if it's RICH buttery goodness!!!
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saneman
May 31, 2007, 2:16 p.m.
No wonder Americans will have to be put into their own class of species pretty soon, somewhere between the Hippo and the Elephant.
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STONERS
May 31, 2007, 2:59 p.m.
OMG!!! You guys are cracking me up ;];];] thanks for the laughs and thanks ind06 for the submission...;];];]
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xpansion
May 31, 2007, 4:43 p.m.
I first discovered buttery goodness when I was 13...
Then discovered buttery greatness when I was 17!!!
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SlapALib
May 31, 2007, 8:21 p.m.
I think we'd do better if we increased nuget production.