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Posted by: lenseview 2 years, 5 months agoThis guy's 'run down' car was stolen from a commuter parking lot. Here's his open letter to the (still at large) thief. It's pretty funny.
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foksipayne
June 6, 2007, 8:33 p.m.response from the thief:
You forgot to mention the brakes were bad and the seatbelt sticks. Next day I went off the road, flipped the car, and when fuel started leaking, I was nearly blown up with the car!
Poor thief!LOL
Btw, just got navigator(9), LOVE the spell check!
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BronxBomber
June 6, 2007, 8:46 p.m.Geez! Somebody stole a 1993 4-door Honda Civic???
Y'know for a thief he has bad taste in cars!
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Beeboppin71
June 6, 2007, 8:58 p.m.The sad thing is, when they find that car, he's going to have to pay towing fees to have it returned to him. I had a similar problem with a 1973 caddy. It wouldn't start and the thieves pushed it 8 blocks up a hill and were caught on the 9th. When the police knocked on the door at 3am and explained I retrieved the title. Then I handed it to the thieves and I told them that it was their car now. They have to pay the towing.
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ZenAgain
June 7, 2007, 8:59 a.m.Funny article.
This is the absolute truth:- A mate of mine had his 1971 VW Bug stolen, which was in a pretty bad state of disrepair. About a month later the police found it dumped roughly 50 km from where he lived.
The thoughful thieves had replaced the front brake pads and fixed a niggly problem which saw the headlights flicker when the indicator (turn signal in the US) was on. They also washed it too. He still chuckles to this day about it.
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PINTO
June 7, 2007, 9:36 a.m.haha this ones funny lenseview ; )
I used to have a 1994 chevy cavalier that was rusted out and all kinds of things wrong with it. I would never lock it because i thought "if someone wants to steal this, that their problem" lol
but when looking back, if it were stolen, id be in a bad spot
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ontherock
June 7, 2007, 9:42 a.m.This is prety funny.
When I was inelementary school our families brand new Arctic Cat Panther Snowmobile was stolen and never recovered. My brothers and I wrote letters to the thief and my mom had them for years until our basement was flooded one spring. We were lucky enough to get a new snowmobile but it was not a purple panther because they had all been sold that winter.
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itsme2
June 7, 2007, 1:20 p.m.Too good I hope the thief can read well enough to have seen the article!
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Wizardcotx
June 7, 2007, 1:40 p.m.Thieves can be fun.
Last year around Christmas time we took a bunch of old cardboard boxes, filled them about half full of bovine excrement,and other stuff, wrapped them in cheap paper and put them in the back end of my 1991 Jeep cherokee and "forgot" to lock the tail gate. parked at the local Mall and just kinda watched.. pretty soon a car load of teens cruising the lot saw the packages, and stopped. I will admit it didn't take them more than a couple of minutes to clean out the back end and haul tail out of there.
I got their license number and called the cops, but I wondered how they enjoyed their "stolden" gifts...
Howard
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schillinfl1
June 7, 2007, 2:01 p.m.Loved the article. Gotta appreciate good humor and sarcasm.
This guy has plenty of both.
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