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Posted by: BronxBomber 2 years, 5 months agoYes our Tinseltown twerp of a princess is at it again! Making a music video replete with the sheriff who sprung her out!
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lightwarrior85
June 8, 2007, 1:24 p.m.Cast your vote:
"I want her back to jail"
"I think she should stay home"
here: http://hilton-paris-for.blogspot.com/2007/06/wh...
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BronxBomber
June 8, 2007, 3:24 a.m.Is there no end to this party ho'? I mean a music video? With the sheriff who sprung her? It's bad enough she scored a touch down, & got over. Must she spike the football too?
;o)
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puffin
June 8, 2007, 3:58 a.m.Who're you kidding, Lol ... tho' this chick's FAR too fat to be Paris Hilton, she has the same, lame reggae down. Boo friggin' Hoo. I am curious what the judge has to say.
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SlapALib
June 8, 2007, 5:02 a.m.The rich get flying mattresses in prison? There really is two Americas.
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elel
June 8, 2007, 7:07 a.m.Her Royal Heiress has prevailed, hip hip dismay.
Freaky singer? model? lookalike?
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Amazing1
June 8, 2007, 8:19 a.m.Some pretty well done lyrics. There are some clever people out there. And I hope they'll do another if Ms. Hilton gets thrown back in the slammer.
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2sidestoeverything
June 8, 2007, 9:06 a.m.It is hard being white, rich, and blond in the US the legal system is stacked against them. ;~P
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uncle-dave
June 8, 2007, 9:11 a.m.I guess that bible she was seen carrying before she went in had a "get out of jail free" card in it.
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Beeboppin71
June 8, 2007, 9:34 a.m.I really like this song. It's the most intelligent thing connected with Paris Hilton. But c'mon! No one really expected her to stay in jail, did they? I mean, like, do they even have lattes there? She probably drove the guards crazy with request for items they'd never heard of. "OMG! Can I have sheets with a thousand thread count, Egyptian cotton? Where are the Horchow cots?"
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ETproductions
June 8, 2007, 10:38 a.m.Just wondering if a quick check of the LA Sheriff's bank account might reveal a sudden very large deposit being made.
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ZenAgain
June 8, 2007, 11:37 a.m.Thanks BB, it's actually a cute song.
Makes me want run amok on my next visit over there.
What's my chances of a Sheriff piggy back (always wanted one of those)?
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patnawala
June 8, 2007, 11:57 a.m.The justice system has made an absolute mockery of itself. This is almost like a corrupt third world country where you can easily influence decision and buy favors.
I have never been so frustrated in my life before. I had never ever imagined that some one would be able to sneak his/her way out of the justice system on such a trivial pretext. Are we now going to evaluate every prisoner and let them go if they are depressed? I am sure there are many incarcerated on crimes similar or less trivial than Paris. I understand that her crime is not as gruesome as of a serial killer but it still is a crime. That is why she got only 45 days in prison and not life or death sentence and hence she should fulfill her verdict.
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patnawala
June 8, 2007, 11:58 a.m.Some make the argument that she shouldn't have been sentenced in the first place. I wonder why? The argument is that there are so many that are on probation and avoid the system. Well going by that argument, no one should get a speeding ticket because the guy in front or behind them might also be speeding! She was tried and convicted by the jury of her peers (not really because I don't think any one of them is a billionaire by luck of birth). The best way to avoid the justice system is to not commit a crime, however trivial it might be.
Our prison system is full of older people, some of them as old or older than 80. They may not all be reformed but they have certainly outlived their threat as criminals, well not all of them but for sure most of them. They still perish there while Paris gets to live in $2 million mansion wearing a "pink" ankle bracelet.
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patnawala
June 8, 2007, 11:58 a.m.If it was one of us, we would rot there every minute of our sentence however depressed we got. This is not the "Free" country we dreamt of where only rich and famous go scot-free. Some real bright people are languishing in the prison just because they did something stupid or were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Commuting their sentence would return something substantial to the society rather than "a big mouth and an empty head".
Every cloud has a silver lining. Let's look at the brighter side of the fiasco. For the millions of kid for whom Paris, Britney, Nicole et. al. serve as role model it should serve as inspiration to be rich and famous so that they can smoke meth, murder or drink and drive and still get their way around it!
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stephen-johnson
June 8, 2007, 12:08 p.m.This Paris Hilton story is like junk food - completely worthless and even harmful, but hard to stop consuming.
Go, Paris, Go!!
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lovelytxwoman
June 8, 2007, 1:24 p.m.How does she rate this get of jail free card?! I wanted to feel what everyone else feels when they screw up and do what she has done! Money sure can buy you the injustice you want!
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itsme2
June 8, 2007, 1:42 p.m.I just think she did some of her little porno antics to have that sheriff set her free.
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curley-zark
June 8, 2007, 1:42 p.m.VOTE:
FREE Paris or JAIL Paris
www.boycotthilton.org
should be up today
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7734
June 8, 2007, 2:16 p.m.VOTE? Vote for what? Why should this rich little whinny crybaby get out of jail earlier than anyone else under similar circumstances? You people really think this is a joke? And you wonder why there is such a disconnect between average joe citizen and the politicos and rich people in this country. Who gives crap about this idiot?
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TOtheMOON
June 8, 2007, 2:19 p.m.At least I know that, while she is only loved for her money - which could be gone in a heartbeat - I am loved for my sheer beauty and outstanding personality that will last me a liftime! (thank you! thank you!)
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