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"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Thomas Menino, an outspoken critic since the front doors of historic Faneuil Hall were taken off their hinges and laid in the street to provide a dancing surface during a particularly spirited jamboree three weeks ago.

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foksipayne
June 9, 2007, 2:18 a.m.
Hey! I know that guy!
He was-a-banjoin' his way down main street during our town tornado drill! And you know how important them tornado drills are!
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ind06
June 9, 2007, 2:29 a.m.
C'mon everybody getcher overalls on and DJ Farmer John'z gonna throw down some wicked sick banjoin'!
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 9, 2007, 2:37 a.m.
Maybe the Senate will debate it...
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deathray
June 9, 2007, 5:52 a.m.
"She's a little bit country, and he's a little bit rock and roll."
Damn, I'm old.
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Formidable
June 9, 2007, 9:01 a.m.
Weren't those pluckers in the Taco Belle marching band?
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kriicket
June 9, 2007, 9:39 a.m.
I've heard about him before!!! He's an icon down here in the south...everbody wants to be just like him.
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Ciera-Marie
June 9, 2007, 9:52 a.m.
Too funny. Who knew Bluegrass was Hell Raisin'?"
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natashas
June 9, 2007, 9:53 a.m.
Yea-Ha!
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HannibalBarca
June 9, 2007, 10:04 a.m.
What happens when you play this kind of music backwards?Tried it and it still sounded good. Now just add some Dropkick Murphy!
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Beeboppin71
June 9, 2007, 10:18 a.m.
I hate to be a total crank about this but can ya all keep this guy in your towns. Due to recent circumstances, I'm not really in the mood for a hootenanny. I broke my washboard so I didn't have to laundry. My hubby broke all the jugs when he threw them at me because he didn't have clean underwear.
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ETproductions
June 9, 2007, 11:54 a.m.
Mayor Menino sputtered on the evening news, "This hell-raising of his has got to stop before he actually does raise Hell. Already, the manhole covers are exploding out of the streets."
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riverdalian
June 9, 2007, 2:29 p.m.
Geez! We've got a couple here who aren't from Arizona, because they got no sense of Yuma.
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bluesfan473
June 9, 2007, 2:33 p.m.
Is "hootenanings" a real word? Sounds kinda fun to me!