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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.

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ind06
June 10, 2007, 3:04 a.m.
Symptoms include placing the back of the hand to the forehead and wailing in a loud voice "Why me, Lord?!"
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foksipayne
June 10, 2007, 3:26 a.m.
Then I must be suffering Operaphrenia.
LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAA
Oh woe and alas...
For There is a phantom after me...
LA-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Formidable
June 10, 2007, 8:07 a.m.
Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men - The Phantom do!
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ETproductions
June 10, 2007, 9:48 a.m.
In severe cases of PMSD like mine, the only treatment is an IV with a drip feed of Pamprin. Damn, I hate having to drag that IV stand around with me every where I go. And they print Pamprin in big pink letters right on the medication bag!
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BronxBomber
June 10, 2007, 1:03 p.m.
They were more prepared here in a New York Broadway theatre,they were selling valiums, in a concession stand at a dollar a pop. No applause at the end of the play, but a tranquil audience nevertheless.
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Ciera-Marie
June 10, 2007, 1:52 p.m.
What is it called if you have this during a musical? I had a case where I was singing along during the musical and dancing in the aisles and the musical wasn't done yet. The musical was Mama Mia.
I also did this during parts of the Eagles Hell Freezes Over tour in '95.