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(Washington) There was great concern in many circles that the recent tension between American and Russia would be diffused during the G8 summit, but not to worry, the Cold War is coming back.

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ind06
June 12, 2007, 3:05 a.m.
Finally, things are looking up for the White House!
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uncle-dave
June 12, 2007, 7:55 a.m.
I too have a certain amount of nostalgia for the cold war. I fondly remeber those "duck and Cover" drills that we did as kids, what fun! Now the only things kids have to look forward too is taking their shoes off at the airport. Every four years we would compete against the Soviet Union in the Olympics, frankly I don't see Al Queda fielding an Ice Hockey team. And there is no way in hell that you'll see Osama Bin Laden go toe to toe with Rocky!
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Formidable
June 12, 2007, 8:20 a.m.
News Flash - That is why we are not building the wall on the Mexican border. We don't want to be told to tear it down. Happy National Slivovitz Day everyone and may your Borscht not give you gas.
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uncle-dave
June 12, 2007, 9:09 a.m.

We in the Croatian community don't celebrate National Slivovitz Day until after the Festival of St. Buster's Button Day is over. To the uninitiated St. Buster's Button Day is celebrated by Croatian mountaim men, wearing only a goat hide loin cloth, slide down a 26,000 ft. moutain in search of St. Buster's Button. After this is over we celebrate National Slivovitz Day, where the Slivovitz is not only consumed in great quantities (as an anesthetic ), but is also used as a topical antiseptic. As for the Wall we'll leave that to the professionals i.e. "Pink Floyd".
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dadesider
June 12, 2007, 9:45 a.m.
Perhaps the cold war will help with global warming...
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zplan
June 12, 2007, 6:04 p.m.
Put a tree next to the refrigerator.
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toph1973
June 12, 2007, 6:43 p.m.
This would be funny if there wasn't a chance of it happening.
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truthiness
June 12, 2007, 7:13 p.m.
the problem with the cold war was no cheerleaders. we need girls in catholic school outfits and pom poms jumping around yelling
"cold war! cold war! yeeeah! cold war"
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Macondo
June 12, 2007, 7:19 p.m.
I am afraid in the years to come, after the greatest twin leaders of the world (Dumbya and Put-inn) are replaced, we will have to embrace dove oriented guys.
The prolonged peace period between Clinton and Clinton administrations was boring. (Just sex but no bloody action.)
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copperfloor
June 13, 2007, 12:04 a.m.
Unlike you chumpos, I can hardly wait for to see my very first nuclear blast, Yay, cold wars suck, lets hope Bush and Putin waste no time launching a few salvoes to heat things up. Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I can hardly wait to see the rockets red glare! Please people, understand that a cold war will dramatically increase stress and tension in the common man and woman with the result of sex being used to deal with said tension. If a cold war can make things even more sexy, just imagine how much more sex we will all get from an actual nuclear war! hooray! I love Bush more than ever! and Dick! I love Bush and Dick, hooray!