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As an equal opportunity destroyer (of myths) I submit agnostic articles frequently. Seldom do you see sites debunking Islam. This is one that does it with humor. As with most humor, some will find it a bit offensive. Please lighten up and laugh which is the intent here.

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Radiofreeeuropa
June 12, 2007, 9:51 p.m.
Look understand that I'm not against Islam in particular. I treat all belief systems with equal skepticism. And anyone who can't take a little poke of fun once in a while is really sad.
I think this is funny and makes a point.
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canadianrancher57
June 12, 2007, 10:51 p.m.
Not bad got a few chuckles out of this, must admit it applies to others as well, hopefully not my beliefs.lol
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 12, 2007, 10:58 p.m.
That's the spirit!
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Shadowolf
June 12, 2007, 10:59 p.m.
Anyone who can't take a joke should avoid humor threads.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 1:01 a.m.
Al is Allah.
Moe is Mohammad, etc.
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BronxBomber
June 12, 2007, 11:10 p.m.
Sounds like this "Al" or 'Moe' whoever he is, has been taking a rectal lesson from the WWE's CEO Vince McMahon with this: 'Kiss my @$$'club.'
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lfergie812
June 12, 2007, 11:17 p.m.
Forget about Islam. Substitute
Bush for Al
Rove for Jawaid
Condi for Mariam and
Cheney for Moe
and the whole story comes into prospective.
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2sidestoeverything
June 12, 2007, 11:29 p.m.
LOL! funny
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Shadowolf
June 13, 2007, 12:59 a.m.
When I worked as a security guard I got tired of being awakened by missionaries at 8 AM when I got to bed by 5AM...
So I got some chalk, a neighbors kid, a bucket of red paint,a spool of yellow tape,and a box of religious papers and tracts...made a outline of the kid,(Who made a bunch more around the neighborhood...)on my front walk, spattered red paint all over, and scattered the papers throughout the shrubbery, and strung up the tape...
The next day I was awakened by a cop and my landlord, both of whom were laughing so hard they could barely stand...the cop wanted to confirm that nobody actually died, and asked "Couldn't you just put up a sign???"
The land lord wanted me to clean it up in a few days...
No more wakeups!!!
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ETproductions
June 13, 2007, 1:26 a.m.
There is one thing I can say in total confidence about religion. Of all those that say that their take is the ONLY way to an afterlife, no more than 1 can be right. And I think it more likely that none of them are.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 1:35 a.m.
Hear! Hear!
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scriblerus1
June 13, 2007, 2:23 a.m.
This is only superficially about Islam, and it dramatizes the worst aspects of any religion, where most of the "believers" are "believers" for the wrong reasons. BTW, please note that the word "Allah" (Al) sounds quite a lot like one of the Christian God's names in the Old Testament: "Elohim." The terms are etymologically related probably because Judaism, Islam, and Christianity are also closely etymologically connected.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 3:12 a.m.
Ironic as it seems with all the killing over it,
yes indeed, they are all branches on the same tree.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 3:14 a.m.
My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.
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mcgrievysr
June 13, 2007, 9:11 a.m.
Al can kiss my ass. :-)
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elel
June 13, 2007, 9:52 a.m.
"Eat right"? What if you are a right armed amputee? What if you have a neck injury that only allows you to look to the left? What happens if while your eating your wiener in the bun, the bun crumbles and your left with a bunless wiener in your hand or mouth? Could go hungry I'm thinking :)