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When Ann Coulter arrived at Charles Coughlin College in Lynchville, Illinois, Ceci Lawrence was shocked." She looked so different from her photos." "We decided to have a blood drive," Ceci said, "So that Ann could renew the unholy forces which animate her flesh by bathing in the blood of the innocent. Let's face itÃ

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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 2:15 a.m.
Political attack dog shares her beauty secret with American women.
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ameliog
June 13, 2007, 2:27 a.m.
This reminds me of one of the episodes in "Four Rooms".
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alakazam
June 13, 2007, 2:29 a.m.
LOL! great post Radio!
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foksipayne
June 13, 2007, 2:53 a.m.
Just in;
breaking news reports Ann Coulter had a massive reaction to the virgin bloodbath arranged by Ceci and other coeds.
Investigators are saying it seems that two members of the NVAAC (non-virgins against ann coulter) slipped in during the drive and donated a total of 1.78 pints of blood. It seems that it was just enough non-virgin blood to cause permanent damage.
(...As if it wern't bad enough already.)
LOL
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Malaika111
June 13, 2007, 3:06 a.m.
Good one! :)
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 3:46 a.m.
Undead.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 4:28 a.m.
I always said she bites!
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 13, 2007, 4:30 a.m.
A pain in the neck!
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OldRusty
June 13, 2007, 7:56 a.m.
Do not worry. Ann can cut up any Democrat she wants any time she wants.
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mcgrievysr
June 13, 2007, 8:11 a.m.
I think that it would be impossible to find that many virgins ESPECIALLY on a conservative campus. Those hypocritical women lie through their teeth. They're instiable, yet claim to be undefiled. Also, this article cleared up a misunderstanding on my part. I had always thought that Ann was so bloodthirsty because she was a piranha.:-)
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Amazing1
June 13, 2007, 8:12 a.m.
OK, now that we know how she manages to stay alive despite her anorexia or whatever, what makes her so nasty? The Coulter-geist has to have some other problem. What makes her so mean.
Is she not getting any? Understandable.
She has no friends? Also possible.
Her parents rejected her? Maybe.
She was just plain born mean? Probably. And would also explain why she's not getting any, has no friends and her parents rejected her.
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Charlson
June 13, 2007, 8:37 a.m.
If Ann had attended Charles Coughlin College that would explain the weirdness that is Ann Coulter. In the '30s, Coughlin was a anti-communist, anti-Semitic, politicized priest who had a nationally broadcast sermon every week and created the National Union for Social Justice Party. He railed against FDR and his attacks became so virulent that the Pope ordered him to apologize to President Roosevelt. He had a radio audience of 40 million until he was removed by the government and his Bishop.
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MonkeyBiz
June 13, 2007, 11:12 a.m.
Hiya LUV. This world would be a much better place if you would track down the Coulter-geist and give her some lessons in class and manners. And maybe while you are there, get her something to eat, would ya?
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scott4261
June 13, 2007, 6:33 p.m.
My God, girl! There's hope for you yet!
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Helixbuilder
June 13, 2007, 9:09 a.m.
Nicely done! I found it qute amusing.
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Beeboppin71
June 13, 2007, 9:38 a.m.
I'd gladly donate a pint of my blood if she promised to soak in it all day every day.
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elel
June 13, 2007, 10:32 a.m.
Good read, surprisingly non draining :)
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k21bl
June 13, 2007, 10:39 a.m.
Nothing could help Miss no talent piece of Garbage Ann Coulter!
She's a Bull Dyke!
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Ciera-Marie
June 13, 2007, 11:11 a.m.
OS2x:
I gave you a positive for the first part of your comment. Otherwise Lighten up! It's humor.
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cushi
June 13, 2007, 1:05 p.m.
If you dish it, you'd better be prepared to take! Besides, it's her kind of sick humor.
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RickyDawkins
June 13, 2007, 10:50 a.m.
I think you got the heading wrong "women".
This is either a "humor" or "men" story.
Or "pets".
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mr-breaker
June 13, 2007, 10:50 a.m.
I knew ! I knew it she is a Vampire. I remeber once she walked by a mirror and there was no reflection. ANN YOU HAVE BEEN REVEALED!
ANN YOU BETTER GO BACK TO BITTING THE BEEF SASUAGES OF OLD ELDERY CONSERVATIVES TO REPLENISH YOUR HUNGER.
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MonkeyBiz
June 13, 2007, 11:01 a.m.
Thanks Ben, what a hoot!! I particularly like,
"...To me, that's a clear sign that the Heartland has given those of us in the upper echelons of society the go-ahead to live off the blood of our social inferiors."
There are a few layers of meaning there.
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not2needy
June 13, 2007, 11:06 a.m.
I must say Ann looks like death warmed up/
She needs to stop purging or something.
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SS454
June 13, 2007, 11:02 a.m.
What that she shares Blood with the REPUBLICONS and Dances at partys held by DRAcula.Dear god what a Total Ugly B*&%# she is
The stuff my dog leaves outside is Better looking then her.