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Posted by: BronxBomber 2 years, 4 months ago

Learn how to tell time the Italian way by watching this video clip. Be sure not to miss the end of this "nutty" video. This farmer peasant tells the time by a very unique method he uses his donkey's uhhhh. Now how can I say this w/o getting slapped with a violation?. Anyway, be sure to watch the end of this video.(English subtitles)

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Comments: 75
  • Avg rating: (+4/-1 3)BronxBomber
    BronxBomber
    June 13, 2007, 11:34 p.m.

    AAAAAAY Hee Haw! ;o)

    • Avg rating: (+5/-0 5)stephen-johnson
      stephen-johnson
      June 13, 2007, 11:37 p.m.

      ROTFLMAO!!

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Radiofreeeuropa
        Radiofreeeuropa
        June 13, 2007, 11:51 p.m.

        Yeehah!

        • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)not2needy
          not2needy
          June 13, 2007, 11:52 p.m.

          Mercy! lol

          • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)natashas
            natashas
            June 13, 2007, 11:54 p.m.

            This is funny. Worker submitted this once. I miss his humor. Thanks for bringing it back BronxBomber.

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Ciera-Marie
              Ciera-Marie
              June 14, 2007, 12:13 a.m.

              Thanks BB.

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
                ind06
                June 14, 2007, 12:13 a.m.

                Sure , he got the time from the village clock, but he ALSO got to touch the donkey's balls! Now THAT'S la dolce vita!

                • Avg rating: (+3/-1 2)Shadowolf
                  Shadowolf
                  June 14, 2007, 1:53 a.m.

                  Never met Worker...you guys (AND GALS!!!) seriously rock!!!

                  • Avg rating: (+10/-5 5)STONERS
                    STONERS
                    June 14, 2007, 2:06 a.m.

                    This is a great one BB, THANKS for showing it again...ROFLMAO!!!!

                    • Avg rating: (+8/-1 7)puffin
                      puffin
                      June 14, 2007, 3:14 a.m.

                      Vito: Hey yo. What time is it?

                      Me: Ten' to!

                      Vito: Ten to what?

                      Me: Time to tend to yo' own bizness!

                      *I speak pretty good Italian, ehh?

                      • Avg rating: (+1/-1 0)MacR
                        MacR
                        June 14, 2007, 5:02 a.m.

                        I like Cheech's version better...lol. You have to watch the whole thing to get to this joke but the rest is better.

                        http://youtube.com/watch?v=cxLRAxN651w

                        Thank you very much.

                        • Avg rating: (+4/-1 3)kriicket
                          kriicket
                          June 14, 2007, 7:29 a.m.

                          BB...I had forgotten about this....thanks for bringing it back! I get another good chuckle out of this one.

                          Someone mention Worker?? Man...I miss that guy...to all on here that didn't "know" him. You missed a really good person. Glad y'all are on here though!

                          • Avg rating: (+2/-1 1)dandt1612
                            dandt1612
                            June 14, 2007, 7:38 a.m.

                            Now that's funny!!!!

                            • Avg rating: (+9/-4 5)texangelwings
                              texangelwings
                              June 14, 2007, 8:26 a.m.

                              That was funny, good one, thanks BB!

                              • Avg rating: (+1/-1 0)Formidable
                                Formidable
                                June 14, 2007, 8:28 a.m.

                                Are you sure this isn't a whopper?

                                • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)Beeboppin71
                                  Beeboppin71
                                  June 14, 2007, 9:25 a.m.

                                  Very chuckle-licious. If one could really tell time that way, I'd be walking around grabbing everyone's jewels.

                                  • Avg rating: (+5/-0 5)scabbio
                                    scabbio
                                    June 14, 2007, 9:47 a.m.

                                    my italian grandfather didn't see what was so funny LOL

                                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)2sidestoeverything
                                      2sidestoeverything
                                      June 14, 2007, 11:37 a.m.

                                      LOL!

                                      • Avg rating: (+2/-1 1)BronxBomber
                                        BronxBomber
                                        June 14, 2007, 1:03 p.m.

                                        To any who may choose to speculate, NO! I am NOT 'Worker' incognito.

                                        Worker, however, from what I heard at least, was one in a million.

                                        =o)

                                        • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)itsme2
                                          itsme2
                                          June 14, 2007, 2:06 p.m.

                                          THX BB! That was great!

                                          So does anyone know the time?

                                          • Avg rating: (+4/-3 1)Tcaros
                                            Tcaros
                                            June 14, 2007, 2:45 p.m.

                                            Must be submitted by an Irishman! My guess is there's some bitterness over his wife's infidelity.

                                            Everyone knows the Irish are short and not very good with pleasing women. Don't feel so bad though in Indian they don't sell large trojans- get the drift.

                                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)WCFIELDS
                                              WCFIELDS
                                              June 14, 2007, 8:22 p.m.

                                              My Grandfather told a similar joke back in the 1950's about the famous Tijuana Donkey and the clock on the store across the street. A timeless Gag!

                                              • Avg rating: (+8/-0 8)david_nwpa
                                                david_nwpa
                                                June 14, 2007, 11:56 p.m.

                                                Lucky donkey.

                                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)elel
                                                  elel
                                                  June 15, 2007, 11:16 a.m.

                                                  Yahoo! the pc fixit fairy[the spouse] miraculously made the little puzzle piece go away! I am now allowed to view this page in my preferred browser! Much like fixing most things, the simplest way is usually the best way. Hickory Dickory dock, the donkey balls hid the clock!

                                                  • Avg rating: (+10/-0 10)Tcaros
                                                    Tcaros
                                                    June 19, 2007, 11:24 p.m.

                                                    Go to your Irish sausage bar and cry in your beer.

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