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Posted by: capnews 2 years, 6 months ago

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Bush's declaration makes people in Los Angeles eligible for rehab, counseling and other programs to help them recover from Lohan-related damage.

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SlapALib
June 15, 2007, 8:05 a.m.
There will also be aid to help people in LA with the side effects stemming from the Agent Paris dousing.
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Charlson
June 15, 2007, 8:07 a.m.
hilarious...I've come to the conclusion that every generation has their bozos. Lohan and Bush are respresentatives for each of their respective generations. Lohan is yet to prove if she's even up to Bush's standards. So far, she has only hurt a few people and herself while Bush has hurt far more and is undeterred in continuing his insanity.
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Macondo
June 15, 2007, 8:29 a.m.
Thanks Cap.
Not only the L.L. item but the entire bulletin is great.
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Mintyfunk
June 15, 2007, 9:16 a.m.
Pretty funny stuff.
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2sidestoeverything
June 15, 2007, 9:57 a.m.
LOL good one cap.
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Zaahn
June 15, 2007, 10:23 a.m.
Now this is funny. Sad, but funny.
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Truzseeker
June 15, 2007, 10:54 a.m.
Gads, what a circus and useless distraction.
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tehranchik
June 15, 2007, 11:48 a.m.
This should have been done long ago!
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WCFIELDS
June 15, 2007, 12:14 p.m.
L.A. sure knows how to put itself on the map!
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toph1973
June 15, 2007, 12:23 p.m.
Oh no. Imagine what a disaster this will be when FEMA arrives.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 15, 2007, 12:37 p.m.
Where's "hell of a job" Brownie when you need him?
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Truzseeker
June 15, 2007, 12:44 p.m.
I guess someone didn't understand what I said. I live in the Los Angeles area, and its not just Linsay, its Hilton, and all of the other celebrities getting into trouble that seems to be more important to television news than anything else.
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itsme2
June 15, 2007, 1:30 p.m.
"Otherwise we're headed for a disaster of Tara Reid proportions." LOL that is too funny!
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BronxBomber
June 15, 2007, 5:22 p.m.
I suppose they'll find this as a good excuse to raise taxe$ yet again.
=o(
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FredDamonIII
June 15, 2007, 6:32 p.m.
Another reason the Republican Party is suffering with stupid comments from a stupid republican president who is masking the real issues at home and devoting our dollars to a losing war. I'm voting for Fred Thomspon in 2008!! At least he can act! (We have the same first name, LOL)!
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Ginder
June 15, 2007, 7:14 p.m.
lol i found it funny :D
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PCleary
June 15, 2007, 11:49 p.m.
Is this really what the President is using his time for with all the other problems that he and others have caused. I think Mr. President needs to spend more time concentrating on real important issues that effect us normal everyday citizens rather than worrying about Hollywood celebs who don't live in the real world. Now I know why this country is going into the crapper, too much fantasy, not enough reality.
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ETproductions
June 16, 2007, 12:01 a.m.
Hey, how about adding her to the EPA Superfund Toxic Waist Site list. With all that stuff she's been ingesting, she can't possible be detoxed by a regular rehab program.
http://www.epa.gov/superfund/index.htm
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poolshooter4
June 16, 2007, 12:32 a.m.
you gotta lot of nerve Dubyaat least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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poolshooter4
June 16, 2007, 12:33 a.m.
you gotta lot of nerve Dubya at least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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prevgofreka
June 16, 2007, 6:14 a.m.
LOL
Its cool!