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WASHINGTON, DC - In a total buzzkill, the Senate on Friday passed some seriously lame legislation by a vote of 89-7, one week after the House was a complete tool and approved the same stupid bill.

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ind06
June 15, 2007, 3:15 a.m.
And I thought this Congress was supposed to be the "Cool Congress". What a downer.
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puffin
June 15, 2007, 3:46 a.m.
Chillax, bros. This is one you don't have to worry about, "government by fiat" has taken care of it all FOR YOU! No sweat. I'm sure it was a great legislation regardless!
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foksipayne
June 15, 2007, 4:05 a.m.
damn, clinton woulda listened and vetoed it. can't believe the congress just let this one slip by! what a buncha dopes!
(lmao)
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 15, 2007, 4:18 a.m.
How much do you think Senators make? They now make $154,700 a year to start with a 1 million dollar expense account. But they say it stimulates the economy because eventually that money will trickle down to the liquor stores, the hookers, the brothels and drug dealers... you know giving back to the the community.
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Radiofreeeuropa
June 15, 2007, 4:32 a.m.
OH yes!
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natashas
June 15, 2007, 7:53 a.m.
Well this just wrecked my happy planet.
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2sidestoeverything
June 15, 2007, 9:21 a.m.
Kudos to the spurs.
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endtyranny
June 15, 2007, 9:49 a.m.
Bogus. Someone needs to tell the Congress to stop being all sheisty and just chill.
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ETproductions
June 15, 2007, 11:43 p.m.
And this is NEWS in what way?
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1basque1
June 16, 2007, 10:48 a.m.
I didn't know that they knew how to use TOOLS !!!!
Really.... This can't be true ...