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Posted by: Neophile 2 years, 2 months agoBill O'Reilly likes to talk about hip hop a lot. Maybe it's because he wants to be a rapper. Here's how that would go.
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Comments: 43
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tehranchik
Sept. 22, 2007, 2:34 a.m.Thanks for that Neo---the guy was good.
I'd like to see the day that someone tells O'Reilly to SHUTUP!
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Bkumm
Sept. 22, 2007, 2:35 a.m.I posted this once so if it shows up twice...well.
Word to your motha, Bill.
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uncle-dave
Sept. 22, 2007, 9:54 a.m.I don't know, I was more impressed with Karl Rove's, aka Turd Blossom, performance at the National Press Club.
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texangelwings
Sept. 22, 2007, 9:56 a.m.Before someone can shutup, they first have to be listening.
Thanks Neo, another good one!
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Natureboy
Sept. 22, 2007, 10:27 a.m."What if Bill O'Reilly were a gangsta rapper?"
The short answer is that he would be more interesting.
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jordan11
Sept. 22, 2007, 12:01 p.m.O'Reilly is a swaggering, self absorbed, overbearing, maniacal thug. I suspect his daddy was the same. Poor bill o'reilly. Such a loser.
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Rinty
Sept. 22, 2007, 1:06 p.m.Thank you Neo. Fantastic.
This one's going on Facebook ...funny :))))
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not2needy
Sept. 22, 2007, 3:49 p.m.Well that was great, i just wish Bill O'Reilly would really look at himself. He is just dispisable!
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Neophile
Sept. 22, 2007, 3:51 p.m.If billo was a rapper, he wouldn't be this talented.
He would invite other rappers to join him on stage and then not let them perform unless they wanted to perform his rhymes in harmony with him. If they protested, he'd kick them off stage.
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Searchbeam
Sept. 22, 2007, 4:26 p.m.Some people have body odor.
Billo' has brain odor!
Therefore, I am coining a new name for him
B.O. Reilly (Brain Odor Reilly)
May his brain stink keep people with healthy brains away!
And tell him to "Shut Up"!
LOL!
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AntiNeoCon
Sept. 22, 2007, 4:28 p.m.Funny video, looks like he would do fairly well as a rapper and much more interesting. :)
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Ruggaboo
Sept. 22, 2007, 8:19 p.m.What if failed funny man Bill Mahr was an actual comedian instead of a sickening, loudmouth, leftwing shill?
What if Al Frankenstein could actually pen a decent book the wasn't ripe with cockmamie conspiracy, libel and sedition?
O'reilly has his moments of shame, but at least he speaks out for decent values and American ideals.
Ever met a creepy liberal who did that?
Liberals have taken themselves out singlehandedly; there is no guilty party here, no right wing conspiracy. Just self inflicted wounds from stupidity, Character assassination, gradeschool attack adds and lackluster morals and values.
You cannot put a price on decency and Middle America cannot be fooled by proxy cults like MoveOn and the Kos katbox whose sole interest is to advance the interests of wealthy fringe millionaires like Soros.
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jaern
Sept. 22, 2007, 9:58 p.m.This ain't journalism, this is fox news
You need a plan for some slander, i got you
Propaganda I spit like *hock poo*
And that stan named Olbermann's getting got too
LOL
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UncontrollableScaldingDiarrhea
Sept. 23, 2007, 8:06 a.m.A lot of people come down hard on Bill
Though time again he shows he's for real
Laying down powerful ideas and plans
Never leaving doubt that he is the man
The Big O puts a stop to guests' inanity
Blocking the spread of their shocking insanity
He does not hold back opining on society's train wrecks
But he's humble and knows that he is not perfect
The haters say, "Gotcha", or that he's on the take
Bill just says, "Sorry, I made mistake"
A lot of haters like to pretend they are on the high road
Though their actions show they have the heart of a toad
Their squawking is to hide the one thing we all know
They don't have the integrity to wash Bill's pinkie toe!!!
Word to ya mutha, degenerates.
Now sleep it off and come back when you are actually ready to contribute to the debate.
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Searchbeam
Sept. 23, 2007, 10:03 p.m.I wonder what happened to B.O. Reilly's Falafal incident!
Did he pay the damage with his paycheck or from Murdoch's till?
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