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Posted by: Neophile 2 years, 1 month ago

Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about hip hop a lot. Maybe it's because he wants to be a rapper. Here's how that would go.

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Comments: 43
  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)tehranchik
    tehranchik
    Sept. 22, 2007, 2:34 a.m.

    Thanks for that Neo---the guy was good.

    I'd like to see the day that someone tells O'Reilly to SHUTUP!

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Bkumm
      Bkumm
      Sept. 22, 2007, 2:35 a.m.

      I posted this once so if it shows up twice...well.

      Word to your motha, Bill.

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)uncle-dave
        uncle-dave
        Sept. 22, 2007, 9:54 a.m.

        I don't know, I was more impressed with Karl Rove's, aka Turd Blossom, performance at the National Press Club.

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Neophile
          Neophile
          Sept. 22, 2007, 9:56 a.m.

          Here's another great video by Jay Smooth about billo:

          http://www.illdoctrine.com/2007/08/bill_oreilly...

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)texangelwings
            texangelwings
            Sept. 22, 2007, 9:56 a.m.

            Before someone can shutup, they first have to be listening.

            Thanks Neo, another good one!

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Natureboy
              Natureboy
              Sept. 22, 2007, 10:27 a.m.

              "What if Bill O'Reilly were a gangsta rapper?"

              The short answer is that he would be more interesting.

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)jordan11
                jordan11
                Sept. 22, 2007, 12:01 p.m.

                O'Reilly is a swaggering, self absorbed, overbearing, maniacal thug. I suspect his daddy was the same. Poor bill o'reilly. Such a loser.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)david_nwpa
                  david_nwpa
                  Sept. 22, 2007, 1:05 p.m.

                  Nah man, you shut up, Bill O!

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Rinty
                    Rinty
                    Sept. 22, 2007, 1:06 p.m.

                    Thank you Neo. Fantastic.

                    This one's going on Facebook ...funny :))))

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)puffin
                      puffin
                      Sept. 22, 2007, 2:28 p.m.

                      jsmooth is hawt!

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)STONERS
                        STONERS
                        Sept. 22, 2007, 2:39 p.m.

                        lol- that was a good one, thanks Neophile...

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)not2needy
                          not2needy
                          Sept. 22, 2007, 3:49 p.m.

                          Well that was great, i just wish Bill O'Reilly would really look at himself. He is just dispisable!

                          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Neophile
                            Neophile
                            Sept. 22, 2007, 3:51 p.m.

                            If billo was a rapper, he wouldn't be this talented.

                            He would invite other rappers to join him on stage and then not let them perform unless they wanted to perform his rhymes in harmony with him. If they protested, he'd kick them off stage.

                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)bill-smith
                              bill-smith
                              Sept. 22, 2007, 4:12 p.m.

                              Thanks Neo, great video.

                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Searchbeam
                                Searchbeam
                                Sept. 22, 2007, 4:26 p.m.

                                Some people have body odor.

                                Billo' has brain odor!

                                Therefore, I am coining a new name for him

                                B.O. Reilly (Brain Odor Reilly)

                                May his brain stink keep people with healthy brains away!

                                And tell him to "Shut Up"!

                                LOL!

                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)AntiNeoCon
                                  AntiNeoCon
                                  Sept. 22, 2007, 4:28 p.m.

                                  Funny video, looks like he would do fairly well as a rapper and much more interesting. :)

                                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Ruggaboo
                                    Ruggaboo
                                    Sept. 22, 2007, 8:19 p.m.

                                    What if failed funny man Bill Mahr was an actual comedian instead of a sickening, loudmouth, leftwing shill?

                                    What if Al Frankenstein could actually pen a decent book the wasn't ripe with cockmamie conspiracy, libel and sedition?

                                    O'reilly has his moments of shame, but at least he speaks out for decent values and American ideals.

                                    Ever met a creepy liberal who did that?

                                    Liberals have taken themselves out singlehandedly; there is no guilty party here, no right wing conspiracy. Just self inflicted wounds from stupidity, Character assassination, gradeschool attack adds and lackluster morals and values.

                                    You cannot put a price on decency and Middle America cannot be fooled by proxy cults like MoveOn and the Kos katbox whose sole interest is to advance the interests of wealthy fringe millionaires like Soros.

                                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)jaern
                                      jaern
                                      Sept. 22, 2007, 9:58 p.m.

                                      This ain't journalism, this is fox news

                                      You need a plan for some slander, i got you

                                      Propaganda I spit like *hock poo*

                                      And that stan named Olbermann's getting got too

                                      LOL

                                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ETproductions
                                        ETproductions
                                        Sept. 22, 2007, 10:55 p.m.

                                        I'm warming up to Gansta Rap after all these years.

                                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)B737Tech
                                          B737Tech
                                          Sept. 22, 2007, 11:08 p.m.

                                          I WOULD SETTLE FOR O'REILLY ACTING LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!!

                                          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)2sidestoeverything
                                            2sidestoeverything
                                            Sept. 23, 2007, 1 a.m.

                                            Neo great video thanks.

                                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)NoWayMan
                                              NoWayMan
                                              Sept. 23, 2007, 3:42 a.m.

                                              nice one neo.

                                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)UncontrollableScaldingDiarrhea
                                                UncontrollableScaldingDiarrhea
                                                Sept. 23, 2007, 8:06 a.m.

                                                A lot of people come down hard on Bill

                                                Though time again he shows he's for real

                                                Laying down powerful ideas and plans

                                                Never leaving doubt that he is the man

                                                The Big O puts a stop to guests' inanity

                                                Blocking the spread of their shocking insanity

                                                He does not hold back opining on society's train wrecks

                                                But he's humble and knows that he is not perfect

                                                The haters say, "Gotcha", or that he's on the take

                                                Bill just says, "Sorry, I made mistake"

                                                A lot of haters like to pretend they are on the high road

                                                Though their actions show they have the heart of a toad

                                                Their squawking is to hide the one thing we all know

                                                They don't have the integrity to wash Bill's pinkie toe!!!

                                                Word to ya mutha, degenerates.

                                                Now sleep it off and come back when you are actually ready to contribute to the debate.

                                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Searchbeam
                                                  Searchbeam
                                                  Sept. 23, 2007, 10:03 p.m.

                                                  I wonder what happened to B.O. Reilly's Falafal incident!

                                                  Did he pay the damage with his paycheck or from Murdoch's till?

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