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  ind06

  Oct. 1, 2007, 12:32 a.m.

  As proof of his claim, President Ahmadinejad pointed to the complete lack of musical theater in Tehran.
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  ETproductions

  Oct. 1, 2007, 1:09 a.m.

  A new gaydar equipped spy satellite is in the works. It's a joint venture [no pun intended] between DARPA and NASA. It'll be in geosynchronous orbit so it's always in the skies above Tehran just in case one gay spontaneously erupts within the adult heterosexual population of 75 million people.
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  BronxBomber

  Oct. 1, 2007, 3:09 a.m.

  He can start in the Bush's home state. I hear cowboys are fond...of each other...j/k

  ;o)
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  natashas

  Oct. 1, 2007, 6:48 a.m.

  What really happened is, Mr. Ahmadinejad liked the Gaydar to much that now uses it for pleasure.
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  uncle-dave

  Oct. 1, 2007, 8:36 a.m.

  It is my understanding that Larry Craig WILL resign from the Senate and will offer his services to the UN. Senator Craig's headquarters will be at the Tehran Airport.
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  RedRiverJ

  Oct. 1, 2007, 12:08 p.m.

  Ahamadinejad is a tin horned little Dick-tater.
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  Charlson

  Oct. 1, 2007, 12:41 p.m.

  Could the inspectors look for gay nukes? You can tell the difference from the floral designs of their mushroon clouds.
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  schillinfl1

  Oct. 1, 2007, 12:59 p.m.

  Asking the UN to find something is like asking Mr. Magoo to conduct brain surgery.

  Funny guy that Amedinejad.
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  vor

  Oct. 1, 2007, 4:04 p.m.

  I suppose Halko is going to come along and suggest they have all been moved to Syria.
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  marshx

  Oct. 1, 2007, 4:40 p.m.

  i thought he had bigger problems at the moment, why is he talking about Gays?
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  Mutainia

  Oct. 1, 2007, 5:01 p.m.

  If he didn't make that crack about gays, the progressive Libs would have probably hailed him as some kind of Messiah. He got many cheers, remember that. ONLY the crack about gays got boos NOT how he believes the West and Israel are evil.
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  indoboy7

  Oct. 1, 2007, 5:45 p.m.

  To lend some real authority to the search for homosexuals in Iran, Dr. James Dobson should be appointed "head" of such a search "party'..if ANYONE can find homosexuals it is the "head" of Focus on the family,......
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  Mutainia

  Oct. 1, 2007, 5:50 p.m.

  I rest my case.
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  TweekerchickQC

  Oct. 1, 2007, 5:52 p.m.

  So they whipped out the gaydar...

  If they were serious, they'd borrow the Daily Show's homometer.
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  netblogs

  Oct. 1, 2007, 6:04 p.m.

  President Bush comment: 'I will support whichever side is easier to pronounce.'

  Brilliant !
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  Dicax_Maximus

  Oct. 1, 2007, 6:43 p.m.

  Reuters : Washington DC :- President Bush has just announced that after recieving "high confidence" intel that Iran does indeed possess the much feared "Gaydar" device, he has instructed the entire DOD to concentrate all R&D on a new missile defence system. Quoted from the Oval Office at this mornings press briefing :-

  "Ahhh, The new weapons system (it'll called the Gaytron Bomb) will effectively home in on ahhh those danged Graydears & blow them straight up to Allah."

  In response to a question from the New York Times as to civilian casualties, the President replied :-

  "Well, Aaahhvvv been insured by the JCS that, um, er, the collaterall damage will be well within mission parameters, say, ahh, no more that 10-20%...... Per city".....

  Copywrong Reuters Newsagency....
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  GrainOfSand

  Oct. 2, 2007, 12:44 p.m.

  So funny!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

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