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DAYTON, OH - According to 5-year-old Janie Wright's mean older brother, Dave, 8, if unsuitable borrowers Ken and Barbie continue to default on their high-risk subprime mortgages, it could spell the worst doll-housing crisis to hit the plastic couple since someone threw their dream home's roof out a window.

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BronxBomber
Oct. 25, 2007, 12:48 a.m.
Couldn't Ken and Barbie look into they're monopoly money via 401k to pay they're mortgage?
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ind06
Oct. 25, 2007, 1:02 a.m.
Uncle Dave! I certainly hope you're treating your little sister better these days!
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uncle-dave
Oct. 25, 2007, 7:27 p.m.
Just because our names are the same that doesn't mean that this story is in anyway related to me and my OLDER sister. Besides that when we were kids Barbie didn't even exist. My sister's only doll was carved from solid rock and didn't have any hair.
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ETproductions
Oct. 25, 2007, 4:02 a.m.
THe mean older brother is a sub-prime lender I'll bet.
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natashas
Oct. 25, 2007, 11:37 a.m.
Very funny!
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2sidestoeverything
Oct. 25, 2007, 12:09 p.m.
Little sister has hired two high powered lawyers to help Ken and Barbie they are know as Mom and Dad. LOL! :~}
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itsme2
Oct. 25, 2007, 1:36 p.m.
I sure hope Ken & Barbie dont loose thier car too!!!
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SAAB7699
Oct. 25, 2007, 4:06 p.m.
Maybe they could hook up with GI Joe and get a low
interest VA loan....
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icono1
Oct. 25, 2007, 9:01 p.m.
Ken really ought to come clean about loosing all the $ in Vegas at the crap tables then pawning their house to cover his debt(s).