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Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.

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ind06
Oct. 29, 2007, 11:52 p.m.
The best thing is, if you look away for a second, you don't miss anything.
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uncle-dave
Oct. 30, 2007, 12:33 a.m.
Was Claude Rains the Grand Marshall?
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natashas
Oct. 30, 2007, 7:23 a.m.
That picture was incredible evidence that a ninja was at the parade. I am so upset I never found candy in my pocket.
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Ciera-Marie
Oct. 30, 2007, 8:32 a.m.
Whoever 'borrowed' my numbchucks for this parade, I'd like them back! NOW!
Did a check and I have all my throwing stars.
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camilleyun
Oct. 30, 2007, 10:26 a.m.
ind06....your tags for this story are as cute as the story itself!
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kriicket
Oct. 30, 2007, 11:02 a.m.
I saw one!! It was behind the tree...I can't be sure though..it all happened so fast!
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Shadowolf
Oct. 30, 2007, 11:03 a.m.
Indy...The Ninja of Propeller(Humor Division)
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KMFDM
Oct. 30, 2007, 12:01 p.m.
Now come on! If there was actually ninjas, where is all the bodies they leave behind?
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KMFDM
Oct. 30, 2007, 12:20 p.m.
Here some information for anyone that has serious questions about ninjas.
http://humor.propeller.com/story/2007/10/30/ask...
http://humor.propeller.com/story/2007/10/30/ask...
http://humor.propeller.com/story/2007/10/30/ask...
Tom Cruise was a pretty bad Samuria but I have seen worse.
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dexlovex2
Oct. 30, 2007, 1:07 p.m.
Were there ninjas selling T-shirts as the parade?
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BronxBomber
Oct. 30, 2007, 2:40 p.m.
Hey they once put 2-bits in my pillow! (no, that was the tooth fairy)
:o/
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itsme2
Oct. 30, 2007, 3 p.m.
NINJAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dirtyfratboy
Oct. 30, 2007, 3:12 p.m.
Too funny.
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jonmaverick
Oct. 30, 2007, 5:13 p.m.
You had better be invisible, you bring a sword to a gunfight.
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icono1
Oct. 30, 2007, 8:01 p.m.
I think I just saw one!!! I do need another drink.
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dglspres
Oct. 30, 2007, 10:31 p.m.
Only in California!!!!!!!!!!!!!