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WASHINGTON, DC - In an event unprecedented in American history, Brandon Myers, a relatively obscure Iowa 10-year-old with no previous experience in domestic politics, took advantage of a leadership void and seized control of the United States Tuesday after he slipped away from his White House tour group and locked himself in the Oval Office.

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ind06
Oct. 31, 2007, 10:21 p.m.
Brandon started his brief reign by declaring every day for the next "millionzillionforever" years to be "National Brandon Day" and by imprisoning his little sister in the Guitanamo Bay Detention Facility for "questioning" as to why she was such a little booger-face.
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BronxBomber
Oct. 31, 2007, 10:43 p.m.
I'm sure Brandon is doing a better job, him being just a kid, and being twice as smart as our present guy.
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ind06
Oct. 31, 2007, 10:48 p.m.
At the same time, a class of third graders from DeBuke stepped into the power vacuum in Congress long enough to pass legislation requiring all federal income tax to be paid in candy.
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natashas
Nov. 1, 2007, 7:26 a.m.
He should babysit for me one day. LOL!
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gamahuche
Nov. 1, 2007, 7:45 a.m.
>>Though his reign was brief and tumultuous, Myers could boast of several accomplishments during his 15-minute term, such as balancing the budget, pulling the troops out of Iraq, and establishing universal health care.
Thank goodness that at least those minor details have been attended to - ABOUT TIME!
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RedstateLib
Nov. 1, 2007, 12:16 p.m.
Some maturity and intelligence in the White House again. It was an answer to a prayer.
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itsme2
Nov. 1, 2007, 1:22 p.m.
Wow that would be an intresting idea, anyone up for a coup!! LOL
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vettenut
Nov. 1, 2007, 1:52 p.m.
At least in THIS administration, there was no cause to worry that a young female intern was hiding underneath the Presidential Desk, awaiting the command to provide sexual favors.....
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uncle-dave
Nov. 1, 2007, 11:24 p.m.
We have done worse, and he's still in the White House.
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greenmac
Nov. 1, 2007, 3:47 p.m.
"Hello Pizza Hut..errr ummmm aaahhh I want to order 1200 pizzas" "Is that you Mr. President?" "hmmm ummmm ..how did ...ahhh you did ahhh you know"
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CaptainVasily
Nov. 1, 2007, 8:48 p.m.
This story is almost as funny as how Bush took office in 2000: after the Supreme Court agreed he "might suffer irrepairable harm" if the votes in Florida were counted by hand. I laughed my ass off until I realized they were serious.