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A Colorado-based Christian charity is providing aid for any and all heterosexual Africans in need.

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ind06
Nov. 1, 2007, 11:28 p.m.
Charitable groups have also contributed money to help born again orphans and starving Apalachians registered with the Republican party.
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cherev
Nov. 2, 2007, 8:17 a.m.
Is there a problem with wanting to take care of some people and not others based on their behavior or other characteristics? If so, manybe the NAACP, The United Negro College Fund, and some other charitable organizations that (at least predominantly) help one segment of the population better watch out.
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uncle-dave
Nov. 2, 2007, 9:26 a.m.
Is this another Fred Phelps story?
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natashas
Nov. 2, 2007, 9:53 a.m.
I think so Uncle Dave. All disorders need to be recognized, LOL!
I natashas, would like to admit to taking candy from strangers and I also make jokes about everything.
THIS IS MY SIGN ( LOL )
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RedstateLib
Nov. 2, 2007, 12:55 p.m.
There are some on here that will want to donate to the group?
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Charlson
Nov. 2, 2007, 3:24 p.m.
I guess some are worthy of their help while others are not. I wonder when they get to the imaginary gates of heaven whether they would gain entrance or be turned away and sent in the other direction. Discrimination can cut both ways.
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CAPTAINAMERICACOBWEBS
Nov. 2, 2007, 4:24 p.m.
Its about management.
Thats all.
If one can't, then someone else will have to help the other.
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Spadecaller
Nov. 2, 2007, 4:38 p.m.
"Christian Charity" ... right wingers have made the term a non sequitur.
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BuffaloRide
Nov. 2, 2007, 5:22 p.m.
Holy Cow....LOL
Does anyone really believe this story?
I hope not because it is not true. Is Anti-Christianity so prevalent folks don't check out the source anymore?
The Onion is a satirical review and now it's on video. Here are the details: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17804342/wid/11915829
Sometimes a jerk of the knee can hurt.
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Spadecaller
Nov. 2, 2007, 5:49 p.m.
"Holy Cow!" Is Anti-Hindu so prevale4nt folks?
Parody and satire, by the nature of their definitions, always ridicule and mock a person, a group, or an movement. The reason I find it stimulating is there is a basis for this mockery.
Nevertheless ...BuffaloRide, you need to apologize to the Hindu people for your opening remark.
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Martybngr
Nov. 2, 2007, 6:43 p.m.
This is satire, there is no such group. This is from the Onion News Network, this is joke. That is the problem with satire, people take it for fact.
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TimALoftis
Nov. 2, 2007, 6:44 p.m.
keeping my fingers crossed that this is 'Humor' and not real. Now days you can not be sure.
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Dorothyalmon
Nov. 2, 2007, 7:30 p.m.
How do they find the brothers on the 'down low'?
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Dorothyalmon
Nov. 2, 2007, 7:31 p.m.
Their slogan is '3 cheers for starving homos'.
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puffin
Nov. 3, 2007, 11:13 p.m.
You forgot to mention the name of that town ...
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Harbeas
Nov. 2, 2007, 8:18 p.m.
What a bunch of heartless and unChristian like people. The people who are gay did not chose this, so how can any true christian refuse to help them. Where in the bible does it say to help all the people of the world in need-----except the gays. I am quite sure you won't find it there.
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aceofspades1
Nov. 2, 2007, 9:23 p.m.
How come no one ever questuions the fact that Jesus never married - ran around with 13 guys with long hair & sandels, never did manual labor in adulthood, hung around with a reformed prostitute, was socialist in most of his actions, defied the capitalists(money changers) & his most famous picture - The Last Supper was painted by a known homosexual. Guess being the Son of God has some advantages.
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Rinaldi100
Nov. 2, 2007, 9:46 p.m.
Of course these people have an absolute right to donate anything they desire to whoever they wish to give to, they can leave out anyone they want. But, they are demonstrating one thing, and that is that they want a particular group to suffer by the fact that they think they can play god and decide who gets help to survive and who does not.
Apparently sharing one god does not help the muslims, and natural selection for homosexuals is not understood by this vicious ignorant group of a humanoid sub species.
So what is their point? Bad muslim and bad homosexual?
Well homosexuals cannot do much about their natural orientation, I cannot however say the same for Christians and muslims, that can do something about giving some thought about the particular years the history of their religions began, it seems that a lot of civilizations where there before 3200/3500 BC, just this fact renders their religion senseless, not helping homosexuals is like urinating in the ocean.
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KYRed
Nov. 2, 2007, 9:56 p.m.
St. Paul was gay.
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Rinaldi100
Nov. 2, 2007, 11:01 p.m.
Oh I did not know that, St. Paul however is a patron saint of Rome along with St. Peter, I think they celebrate that in june. How about pope Ratzinger, do you think he is gay or just his boyfriend "Bagnasco"?
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Shadowolf
Nov. 5, 2007, 6:02 p.m.
Spam ALERT!!!