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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Anthill scouts reported today that a mamalian destructo-beast some 10,000 ant lengths in height smashed a nearby anthill and left thousands scurrying to rebuild.

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ind06
Nov. 5, 2007, 10 p.m.
Thankfully the anthill was covered by the new six-year-old insurance being offered by American Anthill Antsurance Company.
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(ind06 is a paid spokesman for American Anthill Antsurance Company)
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uncle-dave
Nov. 6, 2007, 12:48 a.m.
Those little buggers got what they deserved! Look at what they did to Christopher Leiningen. They ate the man out of house and home. Marabunta, shmarabunta! Give me a magnifying glass and a bright sunny day and I'll send those little buggers to ant heaven! (Sorry Pupi)
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ETproductions
Nov. 6, 2007, 2:13 a.m.
And what are all the human deniers in the ant world going to say now?
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puffin
Nov. 6, 2007, 2:17 a.m.

Wow, that's a big boy. 10,000 ant lengths is pretty tall for a six-year old.
God save the Queen!
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natashas
Nov. 6, 2007, 8:28 a.m.
indyknowsitall.com, what toys can my son play with outside. I would hate for him to destroy ant hills and then find out they were not covered by Anthill Antsurance Company. This questions also goes to Antlac.
Is Spider-man action figures OK with poisonous webs?
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itsme2
Nov. 6, 2007, 1:19 p.m.
What about thier bikes or playing with thier dogs.. Is no where safe???? Kids these days are turning into monsters!
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Dicax_Maximus
Nov. 6, 2007, 3:38 p.m.
Ind - Only you....
ROTFLMAO...
2nd attempt (why do I keep having to re-login ????)
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greenmac
Nov. 6, 2007, 4:18 p.m.
Were his parents consulted before this attack...or did he act alone, on this vicious preempted action. Where was the intelligence reports...who said the ants were preparing to invade his homeland...There are a lot of unanswered questions here! He should be held accountable for his actions....now will there be retaliation...when the family is unprepared. Home/land security must be on their toes now. Will the ants be the only ones that will pay for this action..or...will any insect be the target by homeland security . Time will tell...there are many species of ants...but in the long run ...they are ants...they will stick together.
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2sidestoeverything
Nov. 6, 2007, 4:20 p.m.
LOL! we have got to teach these destructive kids to play on the sidewalk.
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jenbirdlover
Nov. 6, 2007, 7:37 p.m.
Of course now we will have to pay for therapy for the poor little Ants. I wander if there is a DSM3 code for " post tramatic trampling syndrome"? Hmm then we will have to see about some psych meds for them too. Take a half a particle of valium and call me in the morning!!! OMG