Radically Less Cool Lifestyle Born To Area Couple »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in Humor
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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - At 8:07 this morning Doug and Janet Sanford announced the birth of a lifestyle far less exciting than the one they have enjoyed for the past eight years.

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    ind061 year, 7 months ago

    The Sanford's radically less cool lifestyle is expected to become quite exciting in approximately thirteen years, while, at the same time, actually gaining in "un-coolness".

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    natashas1 year, 7 months ago

    I am OK with with this, lol!

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      ETproductions1 year, 7 months ago

      Cleaning up puke and drek. That could get so outre that it goes full cycle from entropy to neguentropy, So uncool they are hot. But their place still smells like a cesspool.

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      Formidable1 year, 7 months ago

      Perhaps they should consult Neos' proctologist, Dr. Seymour Butts!

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      itsme21 year, 7 months ago

      I know thier pain!

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