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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - At 8:07 this morning Doug and Janet Sanford announced the birth of a lifestyle far less exciting than the one they have enjoyed for the past eight years.

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ind06
Nov. 12, 2007, 9:16 p.m.
The Sanford's radically less cool lifestyle is expected to become quite exciting in approximately thirteen years, while, at the same time, actually gaining in "un-coolness".
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natashas
Nov. 12, 2007, 10:24 p.m.
I am OK with with this, lol!
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ETproductions
Nov. 13, 2007, 2:22 a.m.
Cleaning up puke and drek. That could get so outre that it goes full cycle from entropy to neguentropy, So uncool they are hot. But their place still smells like a cesspool.
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itsme2
Nov. 13, 2007, 2:11 p.m.
I know thier pain!