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Posted by: JamesMarcus 1 year, 11 months ago

Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children's party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said on Tuesday. "They thought it was a police operation and started shooting. Luckily, nobody was hurt," a police official said.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Neophile
    Neophile
    Dec. 18, 2007, 9:38 a.m.

    The war on xmas meets the war on drugs with hilarious results.

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)jimdoze
      jimdoze
      Dec. 18, 2007, 10:17 a.m.

      In the ensuing melee, Rudolph got his light punched out.

      In consideration of the situation on the ground, Hughes has graciously moved Santa's new Apache order to the head of the production line.

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Rinty
        Rinty
        Dec. 18, 2007, 10:49 a.m.

        Instead of Feliz Navidad ... It's Yippee Ki Ya Mother (you know the rest)

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)TechnologyExpert
          TechnologyExpert
          Dec. 18, 2007, 10:51 a.m.

          If you remember the song "Grandma got run over by a reindeer," try singing "Santa Got Shot Down Over Rio" to the same tune. Almost works it you try hard enough. :-)

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Loladotlola
            Loladotlola
            Dec. 18, 2007, 12:03 p.m.

            @ TechEx,

            Change the lyric a bit and it works..."Santa Claus got shot down over Rio..." lol!

            You should read this http://santasadventures.com/a

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)afoaf
              afoaf
              Dec. 18, 2007, 12:17 p.m.

              could brazil be any more of a sh1thole?

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)thgdriver
                thgdriver
                Dec. 18, 2007, 6:33 p.m.

                Poor Santa, he only comes once a year, and when he does, he gets shot at.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)dirtyfratboy
                  dirtyfratboy
                  Dec. 18, 2007, 7:44 p.m.

                  http://www.robopocalypse.com/RAD/2005_12_25.jpg

                  "I'll be baaaack."

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)tanglang
                    tanglang
                    Dec. 18, 2007, 8:09 p.m.

                    I know a certain group of drug dealers who will be getting coal this year.

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)geo1142
                      geo1142
                      Dec. 18, 2007, 9:14 p.m.

                      now philadelphia won't be last in "the least hospitable place" for santa to visit!

                      (yeah, were the ones who threw snowballs at santa during an Eagles game).

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)fotoman1133406
                        fotoman1133406
                        Dec. 18, 2007, 11:25 p.m.

                        Guys,

                        Aw man, what's next; shootin the tooth fairie or the easter bunny?

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)daducha
                          daducha
                          Dec. 19, 2007, 12:45 a.m.

                          What are we doing with Santas this year? This one got shot, in the other news, Santa was fired for saying HO HO HO.

                          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)guillermomckee
                            guillermomckee
                            Jan. 29, 2008, 5:41 a.m.

                            You don't give a lot of context. http://buttons.eactiveadult.info

                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)letozaa
                              letozaa
                              June 26, 2008, 2:50 p.m.

                              Santa Got Shot Down Over Rio" to the same tune.the least hospitable place" for santa to visit!

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