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If the U.S. presidential election were today how would you vote? The ticket choices are based on Iowa results. Let's see what happens.

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Radiofreeeuropa
Jan. 4, 2008, 2:37 a.m.
The candidates statements are from their own web pages.
The poll host does not tally duplicate votes from the same computer. (though nothing stops you from actually voting, a second vote will not be added to the result). And this is not "A slanted pole" lol. Enjoy!
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BoxMonkey
Jan. 4, 2008, 3:22 a.m.
This should definitly be under humor . That straw pole things not co-operating . I say Krusty Patties all around .
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cowboygrandpa
Jan. 4, 2008, 5:22 a.m.
Wheres Kucinich and Ron Paul? What no catsup with those fries? LOL
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Radiofreeeuropa
Jan. 4, 2008, 6:33 a.m.
Squidward's Halibut-on connection turns me off.
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natashas
Jan. 4, 2008, 7 a.m.
Very funny throwing spongebob in there. I will let my kids vote later. LOL!
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Shadowolf
Jan. 4, 2008, 7:42 a.m.
While my pants are not square,(Pear-shaped,actually) I believe those who seek Krabs have truly found their itch in life...
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Amazing1
Jan. 4, 2008, 8:16 a.m.
I want a "none-of-the-above" ballot.
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Spinward
Jan. 4, 2008, 10:16 a.m.
Hi Tessy,
I think we all know you're secretly a Huckabee supporter. You have a very well-balanced view, you have a love that radiates from you, and you are especially tolerant and open to other points of view. Sounds like a Huckabee supporter to me.
Thanks again for the warm personal greeting you sent me, I'll keep it always and I hope you have a wonderful new year also.
All the love...
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Searchbeam
Jan. 4, 2008, 9:07 a.m.
From last night's caucus results, it seems that Iowans are roughly divided as:
60% Smart and Intelligent (among them 55% Dems, 5% Republicans)
20% "Nothing is wrong with Washington, DC"
15% Fundies and Intelligent Designers
5% "Older the better!"
I don't know how to fit in Sponge Bob and Squidward in these percentages!
It is a fun poll, though!
Thanks Radio!
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Bkumm
Jan. 4, 2008, 9:17 a.m.
Obama/Edwards? Yeah, I'd vote for that.
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Francisca
Jan. 4, 2008, 9:52 a.m.
I am still hesitating....still hesitating.....LOL
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Radiofreeeuropa
Jan. 4, 2008, 10:40 a.m.
Mermaid man is now in charge of one of those mega churches and Barnacle Boy is running to get away from him!
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DarkWizard
Jan. 4, 2008, 10:47 a.m.
I think I'll vote for Jay and Silent Bob in this alternate reality of candidate confusion.
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scriblerus1
Jan. 4, 2008, 11:37 a.m.
Squidward looks like Ghouliani or Thompson. Sponge Bob looks a lot like Romney--with that big grin always on his mug--but I know Spongey is honester by far than "tell you what you wanna hear" Mitt.
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Radiofreeeuropa
Jan. 4, 2008, 12:09 p.m.
Of course this is only a straw "pole" conducted by scarecrows.
(thanks HGM) but the staffers of all the candidates now see the public is ready for a cartoon candidate. In all future debates actual cartoons will be used in an effort to bolster support for candidates who previously just acted like cartoons.
I lament Paul and Kucinich aren't more viable as well but I am uplifted to a degree by Iowa's rejection of the status quo.
Looks like Iowa isn't an auction after all. Good for them.
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not2needy
Jan. 4, 2008, 1:48 p.m.
So far it looks like an Obama/Edwards landslide!! YAY!
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Searchbeam
Jan. 5, 2008, 12:09 a.m.
What surprises me is that on a one-on-one conversation, she is a very warm and caring person. But the moment the cameras turn on and the spotlight shines, something happens to cause a metamorphosis and she becomes a deer frozen in the headlights!
Can't she find a good speech coach?
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itsme2
Jan. 4, 2008, 1:52 p.m.
Spongebob all the way!!!!
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RosyRed
Jan. 4, 2008, 4:56 p.m.
no way clinton will take it all the way to washington! see the current count:
http://www.makefive.com/categories/news-busines...
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NelsonR
Jan. 4, 2008, 4:59 p.m.
How many can truly say that the Obama speech did not address many of the issues that current politics epitomizes.
His speech reminded my of one by John Kennedy in his inauguration speech. Many desire change rather than continuation with crooked corrupt hypocrisy in government today. The old guard which includes Bill and Hillary should be relegated to the back door along with most incumbents.
I vote for change and take my chances. The present leadership is atrocious, abominable and meddlers of the world. Vote incumbents out and lets re freshen our government. COULD WE DO WORSE THAN WHAT WE HAVE.
I will end with my one mantra, BUSH IS THE LARGEST MORONIC PRESDENT IN AMERICA'S HISTORY. I feel empathy for the next president since they must undo what Bush has accomplished.
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jovial
Jan. 4, 2008, 7:48 p.m.

SpongeBob!
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ADAGUY
Jan. 4, 2008, 8:33 p.m.
Hey you guys! Let's all feel sorry for Wolfe, he sunk this
fine story, and now he's down there all by him self!