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Excited Harvard astronomers announced today the discovery of an earth-sized planet orbiting the moon. This is the 288th exo-planet found so far and the most promising for life. The planet is less than a light year away and is designated SOL-003.

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ind06
Jan. 8, 2008, 4:39 a.m.
In related news: Moon-like Moon Found Orbiting Earth-like Planet Discovered Orbiting Moon.
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gamahuche
Jan. 8, 2008, 6:09 a.m.
Well thanks for bringing us the mysteries of the Universe!
BUT I feel like I'm being left hanging, prematurely as it were..
I feel unsatisfied and want to know what they will find NEXT!
I can IMAGINE but I don't want to bruise my fingers any more tapping the keys - its not like tinkling the ivories - so, pretty please, won't YOU enlighten us ind - or anyone else whose orbiting out there?
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natashas
Jan. 8, 2008, 7:43 a.m.
I think there next step will be smoking cigars while making circles with the smoke to show us the effects of global warming.
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Rinty
Jan. 8, 2008, 8:21 a.m.
I wunder if thers any intelajunt life forms there
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Klarissa
Jan. 8, 2008, 12:10 p.m.
Now we know where life on earth came from, mooners? lolol
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avpd85
Jan. 8, 2008, 12:30 p.m.
"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious." :(
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marshx
Jan. 8, 2008, 12:51 p.m.
better harry up and buy land there, it could be valueble in the future!
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1-2-Oscar
Jan. 8, 2008, 1:25 p.m.
Don't expect too much from this newly discovered object--it does not appear capable of supporting intelligent life.
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SAAB7699
Jan. 8, 2008, 2:29 p.m.
Not only that! but they moved Harvard too!
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Godhelpus
Jan. 8, 2008, 2:52 p.m.
It all make sense......it just the parallel earth that science said existed. Look closer and you'll see yourself walking around!!
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MightyMouth
Jan. 8, 2008, 6:47 p.m.
Look closely my little cup cakes.....
This artical is a thinnly veiled political attempt by the Democrats to discredit the Republicans. Note the scientists name "Huck"(as in, to chuck, or throw out)ahuckabe. Ahh yes those crafty politicians are at it again, which is why my favorite write-in canidate will, again, get my vote, Sponge Bob Squarepants.
Hoooraaay for Sponge Bob!!!!!!!
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MightyMouth
Jan. 8, 2008, 7:20 p.m.
Oh don't be a bloody sod Ind...
Of course the English have a stake in all of this political skullduggery.
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unkelSam
Jan. 8, 2008, 7:20 p.m.
indo; if me not mistaken da brits did follow bushwacker to war so wat makes u fink they r tryin tu discredit scumbag..oh I mean our " we r da champion " great leader?
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BronxBomber
Jan. 8, 2008, 7:41 p.m.
Maybe they'll eventually find "Major Tom" there...
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kctrixter
Jan. 8, 2008, 8:03 p.m.
I heard they found a planet exactly like that one 4.3 light years from our next closest star, jeez they're all over the place
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chevydog
Jan. 8, 2008, 8:04 p.m.
Rumor has it that they also discovered indications of intelligent life on this planet.
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Macondo
Jan. 8, 2008, 8:39 p.m.
It is confusing.
As a very conservative person myself, I consulted "The book" and the chapter about extraterrestrials was less than clear to me (as well as the entire book).
Huckabee the candidate (If I were Repub) he would be my type of guy.
He has a good sense of humor and by the same token he may not believe in the stuff he preaches.
I am a conservative independent, more independent than conservative. I pray for the members of our government not to go to hell all the way.
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Shadowolf
Jan. 9, 2008, 12:43 a.m.
...I asked my wife what was orbiting my moon,and she said "That's Uranus"...
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unkelSam
Jan. 10, 2008, 9:08 p.m.
bronx. goppy is a distant cuz he,he,hee!
me heard major tom is an illegal alient there posing as a spider from mars.
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Madisonss
June 12, 2008, 12:29 a.m.
nice story!