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A backyard patio with all the "basic" elements. Pic with amusing, tongue-in-cheek caption.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)BronxBomber
    BronxBomber
    Jan. 11, 2008, 7:31 p.m.

    If there's any justice, that patio should be condemned!

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kctrixter
      kctrixter
      Jan. 11, 2008, 7:47 p.m.

      Kinda looks like a shrine to K-Mart... or at K-Mart

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)david_nwpa
        david_nwpa
        Jan. 11, 2008, 7:51 p.m.

        This looks like a combination of numerous styles all thrown together haphazardly. Tough thing is, none of the so-called styles match. Get Carson Kressley and Martha Stewart to help these people immediately!

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Radiofreeeuropa
          Radiofreeeuropa
          Jan. 11, 2008, 7:55 p.m.

          How tasteful!

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)icono1
            icono1
            Jan. 11, 2008, 8:56 p.m.

            Looks familiar.

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)natashas
              natashas
              Jan. 11, 2008, 9:34 p.m.

              Somewhere a salesman is laughing.

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kelrose456
                kelrose456
                Jan. 12, 2008, 8:55 a.m.

                euw...

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Shadowolf
                  Shadowolf
                  Jan. 12, 2008, 9:15 a.m.

                  ...how NOT to do a patio...

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)daducha
                    daducha
                    Jan. 12, 2008, 9:32 a.m.

                    I don't know whether to laugh or gasp. What was that?

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)sonofjohn
                      sonofjohn
                      Jan. 12, 2008, 3:32 p.m.

                      Alright now, who took that photo of my patio? lol

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)senderoszx
                        senderoszx
                        May 22, 2008, 1:18 p.m.

                        Classic patio tableau: Corkscrew lollipop-shaped tree, dogs in pooping position and (most fundamental) nymph tied to a column, riding a lion that looks like it spent the week consuming only crystal meth & Jolt. http://greatdirectory.info

                        Tough thing is, none of the so-called styles match. Get Carson Kressley and Martha Stewart to help these people immediately!

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