9 Phrases Women Use »
Posted By BronxBomber 1 year, 5 months ago in StyleThis is essential for any male in a relationship with not just they're better half, but the most DANGEROUS of the species...yes the females! Please have you're pens and papers at the ready for this one as it may save you're marriage, and quite possibly you're life! ;o)
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BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago
This is really jaern's piece through a PM, and I really had a good laff over it. So I am giving full credit to the source. Thanx Jaern!
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MacR1 year, 5 months ago
Well you and Jaern, will be needing the bunker. You have to bring your own booze, cause of a certain dragon that hangs out there.
Other than that, we have satellite tv, a fridge and the most important thing of all. The internet, just in case you need it for other things besides this place.
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sumptuousdigs1 year, 5 months ago
Thanks for the lesson? Having said that, what does it have to do with the discussion?
Oops! I see that this has amply been addressed...LOL!
Dipsticks and dizzies aside, I like Mike Barnacle. His last name sounds like something you'd scrape off your bottom though. That said, I'm not sure if this applies to the story.
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago
BB:
ROTFLMAO, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAA HAAAAAA.
I don't know how many times I've heard them. I was dumb though. One time my ex said go ahead and I did it. Should have known better. LOL
Oh sh*t my wife just said FINE and NOTHING together, I'll be catching hell later. Hahahahahahaha HAAAA HAAAAAA.
Better laugh now and hide in the tree house later.
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IncaQueen1 year, 5 months ago
I believe that's why they made the hay loft in the barn cowboygrandpa?
It's a warmer place than the treehouse or the doghouse?
Egad, whenever you hear the words FINE and NOTHING too close together, you're in trouble cowboy.
It's kinda like a cat over a rain barrel I'm told. He knows if you drop him he is going in, but he'll still try to claw the carp out of you in the meantime. Every now and then old Tom still needs a bath and in the summer, the cow tank does have its uses? Careful she doesn't pour a pitcher of water on you. My mother did that to one of my boyfriends once. She was mad!!!
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago
n2n:
LMAO
I've also heard:
I'm really tired- Meaning, I'm really tired of your actions.
Why now?- Meaning- Hey dumb as* I haven't forgiven or forgotten what you did.
Tonights not good and tommorrow doesn't look any better. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAA HAAAA. Pretty self explanotory.
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jaern1 year, 5 months ago
I got it in an email from my brother. I sat my husband and 21 yr old son down and gave them a lesson in understanding women. I don't know if they got it *loud sigh* but it was a good laugh for all! :o)
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greenmac1 year, 5 months ago
"What were you thinking" .... my wife used this saying long before Lou Dobbs. I usually here it after a personal injury or property damage.
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uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago
The proper answer to that is " ..the trouble is that,I wasn't thinking dear." That usually buys you some extra time to think of a better excuse.
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globalwarmer1 year, 5 months ago
I use the same " do what you want "statement but nothing good has ever come from the point system, maybe its the lack of an official chart. I could swear I'm way up on points (1500 or so) and then WHAM your somehow back in the negative for one little thing! Its time we band together and make a standard for the point system so we know exactly where we stand at all times!
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lvrofwolves1 year, 5 months ago
hahahaha all very true!
I myself especially use the phrase 'whatever' because usually in the end, that's all that needed to be said from the beginning ;-)
'Forget it' usually means, by god you best not forget, in fact you better remember asap.
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Will13131 year, 5 months ago
that would mean you would need to send them to EVERY LIVING MALE..
men only have two EMOTIONS ...
hungry or horny...
if we're hungry feed us...
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lvrofwolves1 year, 5 months ago
I always 'loved' it when my guy would say 'want me to get that Hon?'
while he was watching TV and very obviously I was tending to the baby,or cleaning, or cooking-or doing something and the phone would ring or the door bell rang.
Now...how stupid does it sound for someone who is lazing on the couch sound when they ask do you want me to get that? (no no...that's ok, I'll get that as well as everything else), why even ask? just freakin do it!!!.
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IncaQueen1 year, 5 months ago
My mother used to say there are two ways to a man's heart and they are about 18 inches apart.
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sumptuousdigs1 year, 5 months ago
Nice adaptation of "The List".
AKA "The Short List of Absolutes".
A few that could qualify most, but not all of the time are:
"I've been thinking" - meaning: "This is what I want you to do.", and: "Maybe..." - meaning: "Forget it! Buster!".
A couple more... "That looks good on you." - ("You look like a Bozo, now no other woman will look at you.") and of course this one: "No really, I want you to." - ("You owe me now.").
But oh God, when I look into my baby's beautiful blue eyes, I forget every one of these....
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lvrofwolves1 year, 5 months ago
And when we say we want you to watch the kids, we mean we want you to do everything in our absense that we do when we are home with OUR kids. Don't tell the kids 'wait till Mommy comes home etc...
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sumptuousdigs1 year, 5 months ago
And never ever tell the kids that aliens abducted mommy and replaced her with a droid. (Even if it is true). LOL!
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cptnkrk1 year, 5 months ago
Shoulda had a warning on this one.
"DO NOT WATCH IF YOUR WIFE AND/OR GIRLFRIEND IS IN HEARING DISTANCE. (or even the same state)
ouch
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