9 Phrases Women Use »

Posted By BronxBomber 1 year, 9 months ago in Style

This is essential for any male in a relationship with not just they're better half, but the most DANGEROUS of the species...yes the females! Please have you're pens and papers at the ready for this one as it may save you're marriage, and quite possibly you're life! ;o)

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    BronxBomber1 year, 9 months ago

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    This is really jaern's piece through a PM, and I really had a good laff over it. So I am giving full credit to the source. Thanx Jaern!

    :oD

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 9 months ago

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    BB:

    ROTFLMAO, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAA HAAAAAA.

    I don't know how many times I've heard them. I was dumb though. One time my ex said go ahead and I did it. Should have known better. LOL

    Oh sh*t my wife just said FINE and NOTHING together, I'll be catching hell later. Hahahahahahaha HAAAA HAAAAAA.

    Better laugh now and hide in the tree house later.

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    STONERS1 year, 9 months ago

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    ROFLMAO!!! Good one BB, THANKS!!!

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    not2needy1 year, 9 months ago

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    Not tonight, i have a headache! HAHAHAHAHA

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    greenmac1 year, 9 months ago

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    LMAO .... I have heard all of these! LMAO .... I was looking for something to email to my friends today.... this is IT.

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    greenmac1 year, 9 months ago

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    "What were you thinking" .... my wife used this saying long before Lou Dobbs. I usually here it after a personal injury or property damage.

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    rightfromwrong1 year, 9 months ago

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    I think that statement from a woman "you do what you want" is loaded. Just the tone carries much foreboding and remember those brownie points are an illusion!!!!

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    MaryLynn_1 year, 9 months ago

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    You guys are hilarious. Thank you for the chuckles and smiles, I really needed them today. Yes I will admit we can be more than a handful at time.

    Ranchhand my husband would agree with you about the tears.

    Hugs Mary

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    Will13131 year, 9 months ago

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    Thanks for the heads up BB.. funny stuff..

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    Will13131 year, 9 months ago

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    that would mean you would need to send them to EVERY LIVING MALE..

    men only have two EMOTIONS ...

    hungry or horny...

    if we're hungry feed us...

    ..........

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 9 months ago

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    Will1313:

    LOL

    Yeah or we will go get something to eat somewhere else. Ha HA HAAA HAAAAAA.

    If were horny...

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    sumptuousdigs1 year, 9 months ago

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    Nice adaptation of "The List".

    AKA "The Short List of Absolutes".

    A few that could qualify most, but not all of the time are:

    "I've been thinking" - meaning: "This is what I want you to do.", and: "Maybe..." - meaning: "Forget it! Buster!".

    A couple more... "That looks good on you." - ("You look like a Bozo, now no other woman will look at you.") and of course this one: "No really, I want you to." - ("You owe me now.").

    But oh God, when I look into my baby's beautiful blue eyes, I forget every one of these....

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    chevydog1 year, 9 months ago

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    Whatever. You do what you want to.

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    engineer1 year, 9 months ago

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    The film writer is on the ball!!

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      sumptuousdigs1 year, 9 months ago

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      And never ever tell the kids that aliens abducted mommy and replaced her with a droid. (Even if it is true). LOL!

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        cptnkrk1 year, 9 months ago

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        Shoulda had a warning on this one.

        "DO NOT WATCH IF YOUR WIFE AND/OR GIRLFRIEND IS IN HEARING DISTANCE. (or even the same state)

        ouch

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          texangelwings1 year, 9 months ago

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          LOL! Oh my, that was funny! I learned a few new phrases...;)

          Thank you BB, great find!

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            chevydog1 year, 9 months ago

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            Whatever. Do what you want.

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