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9 Phrases Women Use »

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This is essential for any male in a relationship with not just they're better half, but the most DANGEROUS of the species...yes the females! Please have you're pens and papers at the ready for this one as it may save you're marriage, and quite possibly you're life! ;o)

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BronxBomber
Jan. 17, 2008, 2:42 p.m.
This is really jaern's piece through a PM, and I really had a good laff over it. So I am giving full credit to the source. Thanx Jaern!
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cowboygrandpa
Jan. 17, 2008, 2:57 p.m.
BB:
ROTFLMAO, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAA HAAAAAA.
I don't know how many times I've heard them. I was dumb though. One time my ex said go ahead and I did it. Should have known better. LOL
Oh sh*t my wife just said FINE and NOTHING together, I'll be catching hell later. Hahahahahahaha HAAAA HAAAAAA.
Better laugh now and hide in the tree house later.
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STONERS
Jan. 17, 2008, 3 p.m.
ROFLMAO!!! Good one BB, THANKS!!!
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not2needy
Jan. 17, 2008, 3:19 p.m.
Not tonight, i have a headache! HAHAHAHAHA
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greenmac
Jan. 17, 2008, 3:27 p.m.
LMAO .... I have heard all of these! LMAO .... I was looking for something to email to my friends today.... this is IT.
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greenmac
Jan. 17, 2008, 3:39 p.m.
"What were you thinking" .... my wife used this saying long before Lou Dobbs. I usually here it after a personal injury or property damage.
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rightfromwrong
Jan. 17, 2008, 3:41 p.m.
I think that statement from a woman "you do what you want" is loaded. Just the tone carries much foreboding and remember those brownie points are an illusion!!!!
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MaryLynn_
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:02 p.m.
You guys are hilarious. Thank you for the chuckles and smiles, I really needed them today. Yes I will admit we can be more than a handful at time.
Ranchhand my husband would agree with you about the tears.
Hugs Mary
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Will1313
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:05 p.m.
Thanks for the heads up BB.. funny stuff..
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Will1313
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:21 p.m.
that would mean you would need to send them to EVERY LIVING MALE..
men only have two EMOTIONS ...
hungry or horny...
if we're hungry feed us...
..........
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cowboygrandpa
Jan. 18, 2008, 3:26 a.m.
Will1313:
LOL
Yeah or we will go get something to eat somewhere else. Ha HA HAAA HAAAAAA.
If were horny...
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sumptuousdigs
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:30 p.m.
Nice adaptation of "The List".
AKA "The Short List of Absolutes".
A few that could qualify most, but not all of the time are:
"I've been thinking" - meaning: "This is what I want you to do.", and: "Maybe..." - meaning: "Forget it! Buster!".
A couple more... "That looks good on you." - ("You look like a Bozo, now no other woman will look at you.") and of course this one: "No really, I want you to." - ("You owe me now.").
But oh God, when I look into my baby's beautiful blue eyes, I forget every one of these....
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chevydog
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:45 p.m.
Whatever. You do what you want to.
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engineer
Jan. 17, 2008, 4:55 p.m.
The film writer is on the ball!!
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sumptuousdigs
Jan. 17, 2008, 5:07 p.m.
And never ever tell the kids that aliens abducted mommy and replaced her with a droid. (Even if it is true). LOL!
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cptnkrk
Jan. 17, 2008, 6:04 p.m.
Shoulda had a warning on this one.
"DO NOT WATCH IF YOUR WIFE AND/OR GIRLFRIEND IS IN HEARING DISTANCE. (or even the same state)
ouch
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texangelwings
Jan. 17, 2008, 7:16 p.m.
LOL! Oh my, that was funny! I learned a few new phrases...;)
Thank you BB, great find!
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chevydog
Jan. 17, 2008, 7:29 p.m.
Whatever. Do what you want.