Atheist Sees Image Of Big Bang In Slice Of Toast »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 8 months ago in Humor
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Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists flocking to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding," said one guest.

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    ind061 year, 8 months ago

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    In related news: Image Of Man's Evolutionary Path Found On Dirty Dinner Plate

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    BronxBomber1 year, 8 months ago

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    In other related news, atheist's have recently found out that they NO "invisible" means of support!...Details after sports and weather...

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    icono11 year, 8 months ago

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    The Irish Jewish Jaysus! Damz.

    All along I thought he was at least Norwegian or maybe Swiss.

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      ind061 year, 8 months ago

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      I agree, it is a funny headline.

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        EDWARDIII1 year, 8 months ago

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        There's nothing sillier than an atheist trying to promote his belief.

        Good observation, mid.

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          Mutainia1 year, 8 months ago

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          Big Bang? You'd think he'd see "Lucy".

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            itsme21 year, 8 months ago

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            I see the big bang in everything! I must be blessed by the great big bang!

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              chevydog1 year, 8 months ago

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              The big bang actually resembles a splotch of peanut butter.

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                Mutainia1 year, 8 months ago

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                It came from the infinite energy held within something "smaller than a proton". :)

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                  ind061 year, 8 months ago

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                  it came from the first chicken... Or the first egg... Or something...

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                    simonsez1 year, 8 months ago

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                    I once found a potato chip that looked like Jesus. I put it on Ebay, planning to retire, but it turned out to be Yanni!

                    Sad ...

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                    srokake1 year, 8 months ago

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                    i found evidence of the big bang theory too.it was a skidmark in my under drawers.funny thing though it looked kinda like the virgin Mary.i'm still confused.

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                      Idamilli1 year, 8 months ago

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                      midleft - You make a LOT of sense! Jaysus...how about the infant of prague? I guess baby Jaysus likes to dress up in different outfits. And imagine - having hard evidence of the Big Bang in a slice of toast! We now know ALL the secrets of the universe; I'm so excited!! At least it wasn't another of those annoying "Virgin Mary appearances"...I doubt this slice of toast will be on display in some archaic catholic church with a rosary hanging from it. But hey, you never know...

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                        vettenut1 year, 8 months ago

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                        Actually, this article is quite entertaining in a strange, convoluted way!!!

                        The thing I can't understand is why the "Big Bang" was on this guy's mind so much that he linked it with burnt toast.

                        He should not have been thinking about it to that extent.

                        Didn't he know that some things just have to be taken "by faith???"

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                          StellarSojourner1 year, 8 months ago

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                          Does this clown get the book and movie rites? Hey... someone put their cigarette out in my toast! Is this guy a student at Berkley?

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                            Jaydee401 year, 8 months ago

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                            Then somebody had to make god right...

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