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Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists flocking to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding," said one guest.

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ind06
Feb. 13, 2008, 4:33 a.m.
In related news: Image Of Man's Evolutionary Path Found On Dirty Dinner Plate
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BronxBomber
Feb. 13, 2008, 5:20 a.m.
In other related news, atheist's have recently found out that they NO "invisible" means of support!...Details after sports and weather...
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icono1
Feb. 13, 2008, 2:28 p.m.
The Irish Jewish Jaysus! Damz.
All along I thought he was at least Norwegian or maybe Swiss.
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ind06
Feb. 14, 2008, 3:52 a.m.
I agree, it is a funny headline.
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EDWARDIII
Feb. 13, 2008, 12:48 p.m.
There's nothing sillier than an atheist trying to promote his belief.
Good observation, mid.
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Mutainia
Feb. 13, 2008, 1 p.m.
Big Bang? You'd think he'd see "Lucy".
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itsme2
Feb. 13, 2008, 1:20 p.m.
I see the big bang in everything! I must be blessed by the great big bang!
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chevydog
Feb. 13, 2008, 2:44 p.m.
The big bang actually resembles a splotch of peanut butter.
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Mutainia
Feb. 13, 2008, 2:56 p.m.
It came from the infinite energy held within something "smaller than a proton". :)
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ind06
Feb. 14, 2008, 3:54 a.m.
it came from the first chicken... Or the first egg... Or something...
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simonsez
Feb. 13, 2008, 3:19 p.m.
I once found a potato chip that looked like Jesus. I put it on Ebay, planning to retire, but it turned out to be Yanni!
Sad ...
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srokake
Feb. 13, 2008, 6:23 p.m.
i found evidence of the big bang theory too.it was a skidmark in my under drawers.funny thing though it looked kinda like the virgin Mary.i'm still confused.
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Idamilli
Feb. 13, 2008, 7:24 p.m.
midleft - You make a LOT of sense! Jaysus...how about the infant of prague? I guess baby Jaysus likes to dress up in different outfits. And imagine - having hard evidence of the Big Bang in a slice of toast! We now know ALL the secrets of the universe; I'm so excited!! At least it wasn't another of those annoying "Virgin Mary appearances"...I doubt this slice of toast will be on display in some archaic catholic church with a rosary hanging from it. But hey, you never know...
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vettenut
Feb. 13, 2008, 10:50 p.m.
Actually, this article is quite entertaining in a strange, convoluted way!!!
The thing I can't understand is why the "Big Bang" was on this guy's mind so much that he linked it with burnt toast.
He should not have been thinking about it to that extent.
Didn't he know that some things just have to be taken "by faith???"
(End of sarcasm)
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StellarSojourner
Feb. 14, 2008, 2:27 a.m.
Does this clown get the book and movie rites? Hey... someone put their cigarette out in my toast! Is this guy a student at Berkley?
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Jaydee40
Feb. 15, 2008, 10:53 a.m.
Then somebody had to make god right...