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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS - The President explains the importance of signing statements.

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    ind061 year, 8 months ago

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    In related news: Joke Made At President's Expense, World Flys Off Axis Due To "Liberal Mumbo Jumbo"

    In other related news: Humorous Barb At Ted Kennedy's Expense Makes World Run Smoothly Once More

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    Does anyone have any idea what that limerick was he wrote? It's driving me CRAZY! I love a good limerick.

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      Rinty1 year, 8 months ago

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      All we know at the moment is he spelled Nantuckett wrong ... will get back to you.

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      BronxBomber1 year, 8 months ago

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      Does he have a clue as to how he can sign his name?

      I mean, is there anybody there to sharpen his crayons?...

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        tehranchik1 year, 8 months ago

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        Humor?!!? This is fer real!

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        itsme21 year, 8 months ago

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        "I heard a really funny limerick joke." LOL

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        jdhatl1 year, 8 months ago

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        I liked the snickering 9-year old style laughter during the limerick part

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          TheRealizer1 year, 8 months ago

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          I couldn't decide whether to be amused or frightened.....

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