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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS - The President explains the importance of signing statements.

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ind06
Feb. 14, 2008, 4:24 a.m.
In related news: Joke Made At President's Expense, World Flys Off Axis Due To "Liberal Mumbo Jumbo"
In other related news: Humorous Barb At Ted Kennedy's Expense Makes World Run Smoothly Once More
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Does anyone have any idea what that limerick was he wrote? It's driving me CRAZY! I love a good limerick.
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Rinty
Feb. 14, 2008, 5:02 a.m.
All we know at the moment is he spelled Nantuckett wrong ... will get back to you.
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BronxBomber
Feb. 14, 2008, 11:36 a.m.
Does he have a clue as to how he can sign his name?
I mean, is there anybody there to sharpen his crayons?...
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tehranchik
Feb. 14, 2008, 11:36 a.m.
Humor?!!? This is fer real!
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itsme2
Feb. 14, 2008, 2:15 p.m.
"I heard a really funny limerick joke." LOL
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jdhatl
Feb. 15, 2008, 3:27 a.m.
I liked the snickering 9-year old style laughter during the limerick part
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TheRealizer
Feb. 16, 2008, 1:58 p.m.
I couldn't decide whether to be amused or frightened.....