Bank Profits Plunge From Obscene To Repulsive »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor

Record bad debts in the US home loan market will see bank profits fall from eye-poppingly obscene to unspeakably repulsive, city analysts warned last night.

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    ind061 year, 4 months ago

    In related news: Oil Company Profits Rise From Obscene To Utter Abomination

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      uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago

      Life, liberty, and the pusuit of obscene profits! Now that's the American way!

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      tehranchik1 year, 4 months ago

      Unfortunately I have to put on my 'worker' persona and head out the door so I can make some more money for them today.

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        mozzer1 year, 4 months ago

        In more related News...

        My paycheck remains at a steady: "You make HOW MUCH? LOL, you poor sap!"

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          itsme21 year, 4 months ago

          Im sorry I thought I saw this in the catagory of humor, not news! LOL

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            2sidestoeverything1 year, 4 months ago

            Weeping . . .*sniff sniff* I feel your pain mozzer I'm in the same category. :~/

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              rightfromwrong1 year, 4 months ago

              Money has no conscience. Look how Haliburton is ripping off America i.e. only charging back $100 per load of washing.

              Naomi Klein has written some powerful stuff on Iraq

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                icono11 year, 4 months ago

                Daddy War Bucks is just yawning; another day at the office.

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                  yesbee1 year, 4 months ago

                  Banks cut interest rates further today. You have to pay quarter percentage point less than 69.9%, Sleep happy!

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                    TheRealizer1 year, 4 months ago

                    Things are rosy when I can finance $3.25.9 per gal gas for only 12% on the card.

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                      ETproductions1 year, 4 months ago

                      Quick! Get the High Chancellor of the Exchequer on line and warn him that if he's not really high, he should take immediate steps to render himself so. It's going to take a pretty powerful buzz to enjoy this one.

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