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Record bad debts in the US home loan market will see bank profits fall from eye-poppingly obscene to unspeakably repulsive, city analysts warned last night.

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ind06
Feb. 15, 2008, 5:17 a.m.
In related news: Oil Company Profits Rise From Obscene To Utter Abomination
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uncle-dave
Feb. 15, 2008, 8:41 a.m.
Life, liberty, and the pusuit of obscene profits! Now that's the American way!
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tehranchik
Feb. 15, 2008, 12:26 p.m.
Unfortunately I have to put on my 'worker' persona and head out the door so I can make some more money for them today.
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mozzer
Feb. 15, 2008, 12:35 p.m.
In more related News...
My paycheck remains at a steady: "You make HOW MUCH? LOL, you poor sap!"
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itsme2
Feb. 15, 2008, 1:11 p.m.
Im sorry I thought I saw this in the catagory of humor, not news! LOL
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2sidestoeverything
Feb. 15, 2008, 2:09 p.m.
Weeping . . .*sniff sniff* I feel your pain mozzer I'm in the same category. :~/
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rightfromwrong
Feb. 15, 2008, 4:17 p.m.
Money has no conscience. Look how Haliburton is ripping off America i.e. only charging back $100 per load of washing.
Naomi Klein has written some powerful stuff on Iraq
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icono1
Feb. 15, 2008, 5 p.m.
Daddy War Bucks is just yawning; another day at the office.
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yesbee
Feb. 15, 2008, 5:27 p.m.
Banks cut interest rates further today. You have to pay quarter percentage point less than 69.9%, Sleep happy!
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TheRealizer
Feb. 15, 2008, 10:23 p.m.
Things are rosy when I can finance $3.25.9 per gal gas for only 12% on the card.
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ETproductions
Feb. 16, 2008, 12:43 a.m.
Quick! Get the High Chancellor of the Exchequer on line and warn him that if he's not really high, he should take immediate steps to render himself so. It's going to take a pretty powerful buzz to enjoy this one.