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The researcher developing an intelligent bra says there is 'no way' it is finished and that he may have to carry on studying women's breasts for decades.

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ind06
Feb. 22, 2008, 1:39 a.m.
The Intelligent Bra, when finished, will be simultaneously smarter and more supportive than the average human male.
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cowboygrandpa
Feb. 22, 2008, 2:42 a.m.
I'm volunteering to be his assistant to spot what he might be missing.
It's a sacrifice I know. But I'm willing to make it.
Some things are just that important in life. LOL
Good one ind06
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gamahuche
Feb. 22, 2008, 3:06 a.m.
What happened to "brassiere", a word which perfectly complements "derriere" and brings a touch of "je ne sais quoi" to the topic.
Of course England's the perfect place for this kind of endeavour - no opportunity for frivolous lawsuits from those who feel their assets are being under-appreciated.
Great work if you can get it, sigh!!!
O.K. Got to run!
Time to head off and clock on at the panty-mill.
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Rinty
Feb. 22, 2008, 7:16 a.m.
This is on reason Brak Obrama is so popular...
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BronxBomber
Feb. 22, 2008, 8:54 a.m.
"Bra" vo! For that scientist, I'm sure he'll get 'two' the answer soon.
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Searchbeam
Feb. 22, 2008, 9:21 a.m.
Amazing what modern science can do to such an "under" appreciated but overly observed human attribute!
Considering that this particular attribute is responsible for feeding millions upon millions of infants around the world, I strongly suggest UNICEF get into the act and "enable" Dr. Logan's research. After all, this is an asset that keeps on "giving", and it is important to all of us males to make sure it gets the Tender Loving Care and "firm" support it deserves!
I also admire CBG's unselfish offer to "help" in this research, although I highly recommend that he wear a fake nose and mustache to add objectivity (and avoid possible misunderstanding on the home front)!
LOL!
Thanks for this "sensational" and inspirational story, indy!
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chevydog
Feb. 22, 2008, 10:04 a.m.
Scientific work should continue in spite of all bounces to the contrary.
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Shadowolf
Feb. 22, 2008, 10:38 a.m.
...this study has become wired into his mind...all he wants is some support...he will spurt into the lead...