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Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama responded today to Sen. Hillary Clinton's charge that he plagiarized a speech, saying of the controversy, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

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ameliog
Feb. 22, 2008, 9:22 p.m.
He'd better use his own alphabet next time, to be safe.
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ind06
Feb. 22, 2008, 9:24 p.m.
Obama replied, shaking his head, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! Methinks she has a lean and hungry look, done to death by slanderous tongue. Blow, blow thou winter wind. Get thee to a nunnery."
Senator Clinton hotly responded, "Think you I am no stronger than my sex? That man that hath a tongue I say is no man. Here's ado to honesty and thus I clothe my naked villainy!"
Obama's calm retort ended the back and forth, "I am constant as the northern star. What, my dear lady Disdain! Are you yet living?"
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Shadowolf
Feb. 22, 2008, 9:43 p.m.
...Senator McCain responded to charges of excessive numbers of lobbyists on his campaign by singing "I'm not strong enough to say no." (Blackhawk)
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Radiofreeeuropa
Feb. 22, 2008, 9:48 p.m.
Hillary's highlight " We'll be fine, but will America ?" ironically was from John Edwards in an earlier debate.
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icono1
Feb. 22, 2008, 10:13 p.m.
Is this a ...."imitation is the highest form of flattery." moment in American politics via plagiarized passages.
And these people said they had original ideas.
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Shadowolf
Feb. 22, 2008, 10:36 p.m.
...yeah, but THOSE are unprintable...
...(or unmentionable)...
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Shadowolf
Feb. 22, 2008, 11:10 p.m.
"I am but mad north-northwest,but when winds are southerly,I still know a hawk from a handsaw."
..........Name that Quote...
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itsme2
Feb. 22, 2008, 11:27 p.m.
is not the greatest quote of all time "Run Away, Run Away"?
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foxyladi14
Feb. 23, 2008, 10:42 a.m.
words mean nothing
actions is what counts
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MSANNE
Feb. 23, 2008, 7:05 p.m.
WHY HASN'T ANY ONE COMMENTED, ON THE FACT, THAT NOT ONE WORD HAS COME OUT OF MRS. CLINTON'S MOUTH, THAT HASN'T BEEN WRIITEN FOR HER, BY HER SPEECH WRITER, WHERE DOES SHE COME OFF, FROM ANYWAYS??????????
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BronxBomber
Feb. 23, 2008, 8:32 p.m.
Louder, McCain didn't hear you.