Chinese Food 'Insufficiently Cheese-Ridden' Says U.S. »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 8 months ago in HumorUS athletes will take their own food to the Beijing Olympics after discovering the Chinese diet is alarmingly cheese-free.
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
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The athletes are expected to subsist on Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box meals, Cheeze-Its, Cheetos, Cheddar Cheese Ruffles potato chips, Red Baron six-cheese frozen pizzas, Orville Redenbacher's white cheddar gourmet popping corn, New York blueberry cheese cake ice cream and pots of delicious cheesy bean dip for their Nacho Cheese Doritos!
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 8 months ago
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I say we send 'em some cheese head hats like the Packer fans wear. Then they will get hungry for cheese, and Wisconsin can start exporting cheese to China. To help make up the trade defict. Ha HA HA HA
Why it's down right unamerican not to have cheese in your food. LOL
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Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago
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Great Idea Gramps!!!
I'll start creating "Wisconsin Care Packages" consisting of heroic amounts of cheese,brats,Leinies, and Door County wine and Cherry products...Topped with a CheeseHead, and with Bucky Badger emblazoned on the side!!!
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Beau78901 year, 8 months ago
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I wouldn't stand for it if I were those athletes either!
I once had a 7-course meal at an inn in (where else?) Wisconsin where every course had cheese in it, right up to the sour cherry pie with a cheddar-cheese crust. It was delicious.
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
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Time For Timer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3jgo5ea_zc
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uncle-dave1 year, 8 months ago
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This is why many people have called for a boycott of the Beijing Olympics! This entire Chinese regime is LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Anmesty International has reported that the Chinese have been using massive quantities of cheese to fill giant fondue pots that they use to torture political prisoners.
If you call yourself a true American you will get up from your keyboard, go over to an open window and shout:
"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I WANT AN EXTRA LARGE ORDER OF CHEESEY FREEDOM FRIES!!!!"
USA USA USA USA !!!!!!!
I should try decaf......
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
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I did what you said Uncle Dave, I opened my window and shouted "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I WANT AN EXTRA LARGE ORDER OF CHEESY FREEDOM FRIES!!!!" "USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!" and you know what happened? The godless communist living above me told me to shutup! Apparently, he's trying to "sleep".
Oh, and the McDonalds down the street asked if I want a Coke with my fries.
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