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US athletes will take their own food to the Beijing Olympics after discovering the Chinese diet is alarmingly cheese-free.

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ind06
Feb. 27, 2008, 3:04 a.m.
The athletes are expected to subsist on Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box meals, Cheeze-Its, Cheetos, Cheddar Cheese Ruffles potato chips, Red Baron six-cheese frozen pizzas, Orville Redenbacher's white cheddar gourmet popping corn, New York blueberry cheese cake ice cream and pots of delicious cheesy bean dip for their Nacho Cheese Doritos!
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cowboygrandpa
Feb. 27, 2008, 3:56 a.m.
I say we send 'em some cheese head hats like the Packer fans wear. Then they will get hungry for cheese, and Wisconsin can start exporting cheese to China. To help make up the trade defict. Ha HA HA HA
Why it's down right unamerican not to have cheese in your food. LOL
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bluetexasvalley
Feb. 27, 2008, 3:59 a.m.
Ah, Indy! What would I do without you and your spoofs to brighten my days and insomniac nights? They are just the ticket after hours of eye-rolling and head-shaking on the political threads. Thank you!
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Rinty
Feb. 27, 2008, 5:01 a.m.
According to Fox, the Village People have been asked to perform 'I Wanna Be A Nacho Man' at the opening ceremonies.
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Beau7890
Feb. 27, 2008, 6 a.m.
I wouldn't stand for it if I were those athletes either!
I once had a 7-course meal at an inn in (where else?) Wisconsin where every course had cheese in it, right up to the sour cherry pie with a cheddar-cheese crust. It was delicious.
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2sidestoeverything
Feb. 27, 2008, 8:51 a.m.
Cheese . . . cheese. . . and more cheese . . . what is life without cheese.
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uncle-dave
Feb. 27, 2008, 9:30 a.m.
This is why many people have called for a boycott of the Beijing Olympics! This entire Chinese regime is LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Anmesty International has reported that the Chinese have been using massive quantities of cheese to fill giant fondue pots that they use to torture political prisoners.
If you call yourself a true American you will get up from your keyboard, go over to an open window and shout:
"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I WANT AN EXTRA LARGE ORDER OF CHEESEY FREEDOM FRIES!!!!"
USA USA USA USA !!!!!!!
I should try decaf......
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Shadowolf
Feb. 27, 2008, 10:30 a.m.
Ship them cheesy Broccoli...and little trick lighters that automatically ignite in the presence of flammable gas...
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BronxBomber
Feb. 27, 2008, 8:07 p.m.
Hey Shad, let's ship "marcopolo03" to China. Now he's real cheesy.
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chevydog
Feb. 27, 2008, 10:02 p.m.
Guess we should all send Velveeta care packages.
Now what kind of a tree does it grow on?