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A new study indicates that, despite their very best efforts, most Americans are not at all famous.

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ind06
Feb. 28, 2008, 2:30 a.m.
In related news: 0.05% Of Americans Suffering From Newly-Diagnosed "Undeserved Attention Syndrome".
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cowboygrandpa
Feb. 28, 2008, 5:11 a.m.
I like my obscurity. I can get away with a lot more stuff. LOL
Good one ind06
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Rinty
Feb. 28, 2008, 5:57 a.m.
I look forward to certain famous people heading for obscurity ... geez, I wonder where I should start, any suggestions?
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grungeplunge
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:01 a.m.
Very soon, obscurity will turn into a prize commodity for the filthy rich.
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BronxBomber
Feb. 28, 2008, 11:35 a.m.
"lolita01" I have a feeling that you're gonna be very famous soon...to the staff at Propeller for you're lousy spam! Negged, and reported! But don't worry, you'll be banned into obscurity from the website.
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cowboygrandpa
Feb. 28, 2008, 2:16 p.m.
Hit the wrong button spammer. Should have been a neg. Just like you.
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chevydog
Feb. 28, 2008, 10:02 a.m.
I plead guilty. Not having to fend off groupies is an unexpected bonus.
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cheif
Feb. 28, 2008, 10:24 a.m.
Fool's names,
Like fool's faces,
Are often seen
in public places...
Why be a public fool when you can be one privately???
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tryingtofindmyway
Feb. 28, 2008, 10:34 a.m.
~sobs~ Tis so true and so unfair. There has to be a way to make boring the new fascinating...
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smartsweetheart
Feb. 28, 2008, 12:08 p.m.
I think somehow there is the wish in everyone of us to be famous. If not, why are there so many shows on TV like "GermanyÂ´s next Topmodel" or "Deutschland sucht den Superstar"? If one hasnÂ´t got any special talents, there is still the possibility to do something extremely extraordinary or disgusting. ThatÂ´s the same story in Germany, too!
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itsme2
Feb. 28, 2008, 1:26 p.m.
I AM gonna be famous someday!!! I swear it!!!
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ArtistsValley
Feb. 28, 2008, 4:17 p.m.
Its a cool way to get a lot of visits to your posts :D
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truthiness
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:16 p.m.
that's not what your wife told me.
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uncle-dave
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:40 p.m.
Does it reside in a giant jar of formaldehyde?
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truthiness
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:16 p.m.
how dare you suggest I am obscure! You can't talk to me like that! Do you know who I am?
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sumptuousdigs
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:23 p.m.
Is it plaid? I lost my thermos. Oh well, if the shoe fits...LOL!
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icono1
Feb. 28, 2008, 8:56 p.m.
My anonymity is the highlight of my slightly less than illustrious life.