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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RADIO ADDRESS - "Good morning. Many have said our economy is moving into a recession, but I don't believe that's true. Our economy is slowing, taking a breather. I'd say it's headed for a rest up."

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BronxBomber
March 5, 2008, 3:16 a.m.
Yes I'd say the economy is built on sterling solid foundation .... like a quivering bowl of Jello. If the economy was a terminally ill patient, it would've flatlined by now.
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cowboygrandpa
March 5, 2008, 4:14 a.m.
Well then, the rising sag in new construction goes along with the flappy dollar.
Not to mention the numerous new potholes we've yet to feel or fill.
The economy isn't sinking it sank years ago, we've been holding on to the life preservers and they've become Bush logged.
Hold on to your seats boys and girls and hope they will float in the rising sea of red ink.
Brought to you thru the greed of the few to screw the many who will pay the bill of the presidential fool. hahahahahahaha
Good one ind06
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daducha
March 5, 2008, 7:33 a.m.
Moderation of greed is needed for those in power to help the economy get on the right track.
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uncle-dave
March 5, 2008, 8:53 a.m.
When the President started using words like sagging, flappy, and droopy I thought he was speaking to the physical condition of the average American and I felt bad. But when I realized he was talking about the economy I felt really bad. :-(
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itsme2
March 5, 2008, 1:24 p.m.
I thought we were doing just fine, what do you mean with this sagginess? The economy is as strong as ever. LOL
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April 27, 2008, 4:08 a.m.
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