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Japan is offering free whaling lessons and discounts on harpoons in a bid to encourage more people to take up its favorite leisure pursuit.

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ind06
March 7, 2008, 11:25 p.m.
In related news: Brazil Offers 'Come Personally Cut Down The Rainforest' Package Tours
"We think it's a winner" says John Menicinos, Brazil's Minister of Tourism & Forestry, "And people should definitely take advantage because with prices like these, the rainforest won't last much longer!"
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ETproductions
March 8, 2008, 12:54 a.m.
Sign up quick! There are still a few precious natural resources left, but they will soon be gone. If you miss this brief window of opportunity, you will never again be able to take classes in how to destroy them.
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uncle-dave
March 8, 2008, 1:10 a.m.
A Mr.Ishmael has recently taken Mr. Kenji Katakuri up on his invitation to "chase big fish", but said he was disappointed because Mr. Kenji Katakuri didn't have the obsessive compulsive desire to hunt down and kill big white fish that he was use to when he sailed on the Pequod.
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cowboygrandpa
March 8, 2008, 4:33 a.m.
Does this include the music package from Marley and the Whalers?
Cause you know you have to have the right music man. To put you in the mood to go whaling.
Good one ind06
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gamahuche
March 8, 2008, 5:47 a.m.
Whale burger! That's for wimps.
Why not go the whole hog, as it were, and make it whale sushi cut into jumbo-sized pieces.
Way to kill 3 birds with one stone..
BTW Does Dlia Smoth know about this? Is she laughing?
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Shadowolf
March 8, 2008, 8:55 a.m.
...the Japanese banned me...last time, I plugged a sumo wrestler...
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ghengisghan
March 8, 2008, 2:40 p.m.
theres a great cruise coming up off New Foundland...includes a free baseball bat to beat baby seals.
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BronxBomber
March 8, 2008, 3:41 p.m.
Oh my gosh! I harpooned Rosie O'Donnell by mistake!
Well...it wasn't like it was ALL my fault. She was just "spouting" off, and I let her have it.
8o0
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HazyDavey
March 8, 2008, 7:01 p.m.
I'll be whaling on Lake Erie on my pontoon boat now!
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unkelSam
March 8, 2008, 7:33 p.m.
Indo. me was thinkin, why go tu da amazon rainforest when we hav much forests rite here at home. Califonia has much forests .We can start at da sequioa national forest. One of dem big trees should provide more den enaf timpa tu build a blok of houses, den we can cut down da redwwods in northern cali and work our way up da coast tu oregon and washington state. wat du u fink?
unkel sam
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unkelSam
March 8, 2008, 7:47 p.m.
....as fo da japanese well they got quite an epitite fo whale meat, tuna and crabs...kum tu fink of it they eat anyfink dat swims( if u catch me drift) uha,aha, aha!!!!
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sagesports
March 8, 2008, 10 p.m.
Hey, I think thats ok !, check out our web site www.prairiedogposse.com or hit our you tube clip, prairie dogposse!, I only wish there were whales in colorado !
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lehmannzx
June 15, 2008, 8:50 p.m.
Meanwhile TV chef Delia Smith has thrown her weight behind the Japanese campaign producing a series of recipes books including How to Cook Whale, Whale for One and Delia's Whaley Christmas.