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LOS ANGELES - The Novelists Guild of America strike, now entering its fourth month, has had no impact on the nation at all, sources reported Tuesday.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    March 17, 2008, 12:06 a.m.

    In related news: King Fans Clamor/Riot As Stephen King Cuts Output To Mere Two Novels A Month

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)uncle-dave
      uncle-dave
      March 17, 2008, 1:02 a.m.

      Maybe this will finally slow down Ed Wood.

      http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/2007/07/ed...

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ameliog
        ameliog
        March 17, 2008, 1:21 a.m.

        I've read every novelist exhaustively. After awhile, it's all blah, blah, blah.

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)buckheadd
          buckheadd
          March 17, 2008, 4:22 p.m.

          I am actually quite elated that this strike has not been deft enough to slow down the economy. I of course, did not think that America's economy would be destitute of the books. However ironic is it, that within few months after the Television write strike, that this strike came. These strikes are getting musty, those workers have to be supple and not be rampant all the time.

          But if I am elected as president, I will never accede to these minor things that few people care about, I will let them have solace though, by brandishing a new more powerful and effective economy. Then, they will remain extant and amend themselves.

          BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT! 2008! VOTE FOR ME AND YOU WILL EMBARK UPON AN UNFEIGNED JOURNEY HELPING PEOPLE HERE IN THE USA AND PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)BronxBomber
            BronxBomber
            March 17, 2008, 6:37 p.m.

            buckheadd running for president???

            That's a pretty 'novel' approach in itself!

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)reasonable1
              reasonable1
              March 17, 2008, 9:16 p.m.

              Applause! Take a bow all you players!

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)lovemylibs
                lovemylibs
                March 17, 2008, 11:58 p.m.

                I was in the Guild for awhile. Or the Guilde as some of the medieval members liked to write. I got kicked out because the payments towards my membership dues were too abridged.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ETproductions
                  ETproductions
                  March 18, 2008, 12:27 a.m.

                  All I can say is when it is over, somebody should write a novel about it.

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