Hibernation To Blame For Bear Stearns Collapse »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 6 months ago in Humor

Markets were in an uproar this week as investigators concluded that the management of Bear Stearns was in fact sleeping on the job.

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    ind061 year, 6 months ago

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    Bear Sterns has also been known to become dangerously irate when a person gets between it and one of its junior investors.

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 6 months ago

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    Yeah by golly. If they hadn't woke up to check their bonuses. Who knows where we'd be right now. LOL

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      uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago

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      Man, I hope Winnie the Pooh and Tigger aren't involved in this!

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      chevydog1 year, 6 months ago

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      Ursala needs to make sure that all the Bear investments are ...just right.

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        marshx1 year, 6 months ago

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        Don't hussle them, it is in their nature to hibernate!

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          itsme21 year, 6 months ago

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          That explains why he is so cranky in the spring!

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            2sidestoeverything1 year, 6 months ago

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            Repeated phones calls have been made and messages left for the Bernstein Bears, at the time of this publication there was no response. LOL!

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              simonsez1 year, 6 months ago

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              These may have been the infamous "bi-polar" bears ...

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                Dicax_Maximus1 year, 6 months ago

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                ***** NEWS FLASH *****

                Christopher Robin arrested for insider trading.

                Sources state that Christopher Robin sold his entire Bear Stearns stock just hours before the stock crashed....

                Reuters - 00:30 GMT

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