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Posted By ind06 1 year, 8 months ago in Humor
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Markets were in an uproar this week as investigators concluded that the management of Bear Stearns was in fact sleeping on the job.

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    ind061 year, 8 months ago

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    Bear Sterns has also been known to become dangerously irate when a person gets between it and one of its junior investors.

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      ETproductions1 year, 7 months ago

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      If this whole thing could have only waited till the summer.

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      cowboygrandpa1 year, 8 months ago

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      Yeah by golly. If they hadn't woke up to check their bonuses. Who knows where we'd be right now. LOL

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        uncle-dave1 year, 8 months ago

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        Man, I hope Winnie the Pooh and Tigger aren't involved in this!

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          ind061 year, 7 months ago

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          I heard Boo Boo planned the whole thing.

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            uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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            I'll bet Ranger Smith had something to do with it, too!

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              icono11 year, 7 months ago

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              Hopefully Dino stayed out of this one.

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                uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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                The only response from Mr. Flintstone concerning this matter was just, "yabba dabba doo"!

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                  ind061 year, 7 months ago

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                  That's a misquote, actually he said "Yabba Dabba Boo Boo!"

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          chevydog1 year, 7 months ago

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          Ursala needs to make sure that all the Bear investments are ...just right.

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            marshx1 year, 7 months ago

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            Don't hussle them, it is in their nature to hibernate!

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              itsme21 year, 7 months ago

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              That explains why he is so cranky in the spring!

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                2sidestoeverything1 year, 7 months ago

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                Repeated phones calls have been made and messages left for the Bernstein Bears, at the time of this publication there was no response. LOL!

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                  simonsez1 year, 7 months ago

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                  These may have been the infamous "bi-polar" bears ...

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                    Dicax_Maximus1 year, 7 months ago

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                    ***** NEWS FLASH *****

                    Christopher Robin arrested for insider trading.

                    Sources state that Christopher Robin sold his entire Bear Stearns stock just hours before the stock crashed....

                    Reuters - 00:30 GMT

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                      icono11 year, 7 months ago

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                      Gasp!

                      Scandalous!

                      Why that little bugger should be thrashed with a huny jar!

                      ASAP!!!!!!!

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                        uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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                        The next question we should ask is "how do we loosen a jar from the nose of a bear!"

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                          Dicax_Maximus1 year, 7 months ago

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                          Very carefully !!!!

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