The Darwin Awards »

Posted By Shadowolf 1 year, 8 months ago in Business & Finance

These are the stories, of those men and women who were ejected from the gene pool due to astonishing lack of judgment, or momentary insanity...

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    nightcrawlerX1 year, 8 months ago

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    We will always discover new ways to be dumb with those Darwin Awards. The stories are so well written too.

    "and decided to retrieve it with a little help from Sir Isaac Newton. After all, gravity is free." lol

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      Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago

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      ...and, according to M*A*S*H, suicide is painless...

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        Beeboppin711 year, 8 months ago

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        Hey Shad, I couldn't view the story. Do you have another link that I could try?

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          Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago

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          http://darwinawards.com/

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          itsme21 year, 8 months ago

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          Its funny that this is in the do it yourself column! And I must admit I have read the Darwin awards for years and it never fails to get a laugh!

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            Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago

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            ...you know any of those 'Win At All Costs' types...How many of them would wanna compete for THIS award???

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            engineer1 year, 8 months ago

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            DUMB DE DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!!

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              Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago

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              ...THEY did...

              ""Natural laws have no pity." -Robert A.Heinlein

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                sumptuousdigs1 year, 8 months ago

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                ....and: "You don't spank a baby with an ax". - R.A. Heinlein.

                Of course that statement (from "Starship Troopers") was in regard to conflict with a much weaker opponent, not natural laws.

                I've never seen this site before. GREAT! Thanks Shadowolf.

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                Dicax_Maximus1 year, 8 months ago

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                Shadow - Been following this for years, but hadn't checked for a while. Timely reminder thanks....

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                  AntiNeoCon1 year, 8 months ago

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                  Shadow...thanks for the smiles.

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                    CRYMTYPHON1 year, 8 months ago

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                    I read the Darwin Awards book; very funny, but a little cruel.

                    The thing is, sooner or later we all do something like repair the tv while in the bath, or poke a doberman to see if it is friendly, or look down the barrel of a gun to see what is in there, or pour the half-empty container of ammonia into the half-full bottle of bleach,

                    I won't go on.

                    Funny; but cruel.

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                    Charlson1 year, 8 months ago

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                    There is never an end to the list of candidates for the Darwin Award.

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                      tanglang1 year, 8 months ago

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                      Shadow, I love the Darwin awards. Every year they always seem to bring anice big smile to my face.

                      Will the kid who screwed with the tiger in the zoo make the awards? I sure hope so.

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                      bluetexasvalley1 year, 8 months ago

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                      Makes me feel sooooo smart!

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                        bluetexasvalley1 year, 8 months ago

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                        Makes me feel sooo smart!

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                        Francisca1 year, 8 months ago

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                        Funny and naughty in the same time...I loved "Not a shred of sense" (could be me!) above all the end:removed self from the gene pool...LOL

                        Makes me feel sooo clever!

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                          texangelwings1 year, 8 months ago

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                          Good website! I hadn't seen this before! Funny and rather different!

                          Thanks Shadow!

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                            cowboygrandpa1 year, 8 months ago

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                            ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAAAAA.

                            Been down a slippery slope but not that bad. LOL

                            The elevator one cracked me up. What an idiot. If you don't understand the mechanics of something study it before trying to remove a part. LMAO

                            Thanks shadow. How ya been?

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                              tiredofwhiners1 year, 8 months ago

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                              None of them beat last year's idiot who decided to try washing his balls in the golf course ball washer. He didn't die but did succeed in removing himself from the gene pool.

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                                Mdiar1 year, 8 months ago

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                                The poor fools...

                                On a lighter note, anyone up for some tea?

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                                  Shadowolf1 year, 8 months ago

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                                  SPAM ALERT!!!

                                  GYGR

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